Philadelphia Real Estate Helpful News and Views

Delaire Landing condominium Community  is finely saying hello to spring after a long cold winter. Delaire landing is coming alive with blooming trees and fragrant  spring flowers .Unfortunately the community lost many older trees this winter in the many snow storms we suffered. The old trees fell in the wind and heavy snow and also  did cost the community money to clean up. Delaire Landing prides itself for the landscaping and beautiful trees flowers,and bushes on the property.Therefore when trees are lost ,they should be replaced.

Delaire Landing Condominium is a gated Community with 24 hour security. Landscapers were out there today putting their touch of spring at the entrance of Delaire Landing. Spring is all around today after a long cold winter.The residents are out walking the loop road again getting their exercise. The residents of condo one The Gardens  are starting to prepare their personal gardens.The spring bulbs are blooming..Yes Spring is here and what a lovely place Delaire Landing is to see and live .

Delaire Landing has beautiful  flowering trees and this time of year is so beautiful to see them in bloom .It is so hard to believe that winter is over and Spring is finally here . It is time to enjoy all the wonderful beautiful resources Delaire Landing has to offer its residents. The beautiful river views . trees, flowers and bushes. Let us not forget the wonderful people who make up this community . They make it the wonderful place it is and the reason I love to live at Delaire Landing Condominium Community

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A Blonde calling her mom.......... :

"Hi Mom, How are you?"

"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware"

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"

"What happened?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the  head."

"What on earth - why did you do that   ?????"

"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker!!!!!!

author unknown                                 sent in by Arnie

Modena Park home buyers purchase located in  Phila Pa 19154. It is a lovely area located in the Torresdale section. It is a family neighborhood .It is also an area of young single  professionals and tradesman. It is conveniently located near close to major highways I95 ,US #1 , and the Pa turnpike. It is also near public transportation Septa has bus routes and trains so it is easy to get to almost any location in the Metropolitan area.

Modena Park located in the far NE of Phila Pa has many shopping centers in the area Franklin Mills Mall being one on the largest. Franklin Mills Mall is a huge outlet mall that people come from all over the area to shop.There are even bus trips for folks to come from out of the area just to shop at this fantastic mall .You can really get some super deals here.there is also a wonderful movie theater there.Many restaurants and fast food chains on the perimeters of the mall.You will never come out empty handed when you go shopping at Franklin Mills Mall.It is only minutes from Modena Park .

Modena Park in Phila Pa 19154 is an area where you will see families gathering too watch their children play ball.There are many day's when I will be showing homes and I see parents walking toward the ball fields chairs in hand and big  smiles on their faces .Yes this is a neighborhood filed with love of the game. In the evenings the lights fill the stadium and the parents cheer their children's team and on the weekend's  the sunscreen is on , baseball caps are on and excitement fills the air.Win or lose everyone is happy.

Modena Park in the Torresdale section of Philadelphia Pa 19154 has a wonderful hospital right there called Aria -Health Torresdale Division      in case of emergency one does not have far to go. It is staffed with wonderful doctors and gives best of care.they also have a fantastic out-patient  program.There is care there to fit almost every-ones  medical needs .

Modena Park buyer's purchase homes and usually stay in the Torresdale area. I recently sold a home to a young man it is his first home.His parents live in the area.He grew up in the area and he wants to stay stay in the area. He is going to take advantage of the First Time Home Buyer's Tax Credit  for $8000.  He was lucky to find this cute townhouse with a fireplace and 2 bedrooms for a very good price .It needed a little sprucing up but not much.  Here is a short "video" of the beginning of the home inspection..

Fred and Larry got married in California.
They couldn't afford a honeymoon so, they go back to Fred's Mom and
Dad's house for their first married night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and
has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to
school, he asks his mom if Fred and Larry are up yet.

She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Larry up
yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back
to school!'

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Larry up
yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, fine, tell me what you think.'

He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I
gave him my airplane glue.'

author unknown                                                   sent by Craig

Phila. Pa. 19136  celebrates 40th Birthday Party at Guido's for Craig.It was a wonderful Gala filled with wonderful food,friends,dancing and fun.His girlfriend Dominica had planned this party for several months and it was a complete surprise..It is so hard to keep secrets especially from one of your closest and dearest friend.The secret was kept and there was over 85 people who came from all over the Philadelphia and surrounding area to Guido's located in the 19136 zip code on Welsh rd. in Phila. Pa .Everyone was there to celebrate our great friend's Craig's 40th Birthday..Here are a few "Video" clips of the fun...

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Old Lady: I am 94 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words,

what happened the night of April 1st?

Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch,

 on a warm spring evening, when a young man came creeping

up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good.

Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Old Lady: He began to rub all over of my body.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I hadn't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just lay down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"

And that's when I shot the little bastard!

author unknown                                             sent by annie

(almost)

Wordless Wednesday :Luck of the Irish on St. Patty's Day. We did have our monthly breakfast office meeting. At Re/Max Affiliates NE our days and nights are never dull. We have a wonderful staff and the agents have a fantastic sense of humor..here are a few pictures and a short "video"..See if you can tell who has the Luck of the Irish in Philadelphia..

What a wonderful way to put the $8000 Tax Credit ..Time is Running out!

45 Days Left......  Will Your House Be Worth Less TOO !

Delaire Landing Condominiums is located in the 19114 zip-code in the Torredale section of Philadelphia Pa.The Grounds here are perfectly manicured by professional landscapers.There are a variety of beautiful trees,bushes,and flowers,to be maintained.With every change of season the flowers are replaced around most of the sections to reflect the seasons. The sections such as the Gardens plant their own flowers but do have the landscapers maintain the area.It is quite a lovely place..Don't be surprised if late at night you see a raccoon or an another park like animal..but don't worry ..they are just occasional visitors..they are not residents.

Delaire Landing Condominiums also has wonderful tennis courts where you can enjoy playing a great game of tennis.There you can enjoy the view of the river while playing your partner or playing doubles.Whatever your choice may be you certainly have a fantastic setting.What better placement for an outdoor tennis court.

Delaire Landing Condominiums has its own place to vote when election time comes.It has its own poll Booth in 19114 NE District of Phila. Pa. There is also an on site shuttle bus that will take you shopping on scheduled days and times.The shuttle also takes residents to the Septa train and picks up.How convient is that.

Delaire Landing Condominiums also has the most beautiful pools.There is a lap pool and a heated pool.The pools at Delaire Condominiums are truly scenic.They overlook the Delaware river so as you are swimming you may also watch the ships and boats pass by.How lovely it is and surrounded by tall trees.

Delaire Landing Condominums new recreation center will be opening soon.Can you imagine watching football games on the new 1080p TV or a great movie on this 52" screen what fun,what excitement.Where is the pop-corn?

Delaire Landing Condominiums is re-doing the card room and multi purpuse room that is used for parties and many other functions.This room has a spectacular view of the pools and the Delaware River..It will look beautiful when it is finished.

If you are thinking of relocating to the Philadelphia Pennsylvania Area The Delaire Landing Condominiums in the 19114 zip code are very conviently located. They are close to I95- US1-and the Pennsylvania Turnpike .For more information on local communities in or outside of Delaire Landing Condominiums please visit my website at the link  at the bottom page

This leaves me Speechless on Sunday.We have changed the clocks.Here at Delaire Landing after a very cold and snowy winter Mother nature seems to know it is time to change the clocks."Spring forward" she says. The clocks  change flowers peek up..Delaire Landing's gardens will soon be bursting with the the colors of spring flowers. How wonderful is that!