Philadelphia Real Estate Helpful News and Views : July 2010

Lol Friday: Doctor and 86 year old man


Lol Friday: Doctor and 86 year old man

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly checkup...

lol friday doctor and 86 year old man



The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 yr-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

'So what do you think about that Doc ?'


lol friday doctor and 86 year old manlol friday doctor and 86 year old man


The doctor considered his question for a minute and

Then began to tell a story.
'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter
And never misses a season.'




One day he was setting off to go hunting.


In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane
Instead of his gun.'


'As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver
Sitting at the water's edge.





He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot
The magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed
It at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went
'bang, bang'.,'

'Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.


The 86-year-old said,
'Logic would strongly s
uggest that somebody else   lol friday doctor and 86 year old man
Pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'

The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.'

 

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8 commentsHannah Williams • July 30 2010 12:40PM
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