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Here is another member of the community emailed this to me so I hope you enjoy this blonde joke in fact I think it was Arnie again.He has a ton of jokes.Thank you Arnie for our adding to our Friday funnie's..I hope I am not offending anyone with ethnic jokes.If we cannot laugh at ourselves who can we laugh at.

THE BLONDE WHO
MARRIED A CATHOLIC

On their honeymoon,
the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation,
crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the
couch.

When she asked him
why he was apparently not going to make love to her,   he replied, 'It's Lent.'

In tears, she  sobbed, 'Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Who did you
lend it to, and for how long?'

author unknown

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Someone from Delaire Landing Condo's Emailed this to me and asked me to post this his name is Arnie

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work. I didn't mean to 'click..'
But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site.
That I got SO way into it.
I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess....
While I sit here on my hiney. author unknown 

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HILLBILLY VASECTOMY


After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple decided that 11 was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and
his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative,
said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are
legal in the North Georgia Mountains ), light it, put it in an empty beer
can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in
the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.  So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

       1

       2

       3

       4

       5



At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs,
and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Kentucky , Tennessee , Mississippi ,
Arkansas , West Virginia and most places in Texas

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