A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an old lady , she was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, ‘I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?’
‘I smoke ten cigars a day,’ she said. ‘Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don't exercise at all.’
‘That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?’
‘Forty,’ she replied.
sent in by Arnie and Marlene from Delaire Landing Phila Pa 19114
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