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Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,

And every year Ken would say, 'Edna, 

"I'd like to ride in that helicopter'

Edna always replied, 'I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is

"fifty bucks is fifty bucks"

One year Ken and Edna went to the fair, and Ken said, 'Edna, I'm 75 years old.

If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'

To this, Edna replied, Ken that helicopter ride is,and

"fifty bucks is fifty bucks"


The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal.

I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride

and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!

But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
                                                                         
Ken and Edna agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

But still not a word...

When they landed, the pilot turned to Ken and said,

'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.

I'm impressed!'

Ken replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth,                                  

I almost said something when Edna fell out, But you know,

"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'

                                                               author unknown

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sent in by Arnie from Delaire Landing

Christmas Letter

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to
process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky and writing to God with an actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read:

Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.

Yesterday someone stole my purse.

It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?

Sincerely,
Edna

The postal worker was touched. 

He showed the letter to all the other workers.

Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up
with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected
$96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of
Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her
friends.

Christmas came and went.

A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.

All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read:
Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?

Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends.

We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was $4 missing.

I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.

Sincerely,
Edna

   author unknown     sent by BOB