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A new teacher was trying

to make use of her psychology courses.

She started
her class by saying,

“Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!”

After a
few seconds,

Little Larry stood up.

The teacher said, “Do you think you're
stupid, Larry?”

“No, ma'am,

but I hate to see you standing there

all by
yourself”

sent in by Arnie from Delaire Landing                                                   author unknown

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HelpfulHannah

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Only great minds can read this!

                                                                          
This is weird, but interesting!

If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too
Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm.  This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,         but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Selling or Buying a Home is No Laughing Matter!

I get the job done with a smile and experience!   

HelpfulHannah Philadelphia Real Estate

Agent at Re/Max Eastern inc 215 953 8800

 215 820 3376 cell phone

 sent in by Arnie author unknown

This is so true! 

 They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong  and sometimes it is embarrassing. 
  
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.   

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. 
  
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. 
  
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 
  
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied. 
  
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ' 
  
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. 
  
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.' 
  
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered. 
  
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?' 
  
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated. 
  
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?' 
  
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied. 
  
The waiting room erupted in laughter... 
  
  
Mess with seniors and you're going to LOSE!