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RETIREMENT IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE


One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home.

On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass, Millie,
Nelda, Elma, Lacey, Sippy and Rosie.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk to
the Nursing Home Administrator.

'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'

'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard
sale.'

A guy is out with his buddies. He has a
Few drinks, gets in the mood but true to
His wife goes home.

When he gets home he finds her sound
Asleep in bed with her mouth wide open.
He gets two aspirin and drops them into
Her mouth.

Of course, she chokes but recovers and
Asks, "What did you put in my mouth??"

He says, "Two aspirin".
  She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE AHEADCHE

"That's what I wanted to hear. 

sent in by Cynthia Wexler

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HMMMMMM!

GAMES
 FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER


 Sag, you're It.

 Hide and go pee.


 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

 Kick the bucket

 Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend
 Over.

 Musical recliners.

 Simon says - something incoherent.

 Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

 SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE

 You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

 You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

 You change your underwear after a sneeze.

 OLD IS WHEN:


 Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

 You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to
 go a long.

 Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today.

 Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

 An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

 Thoughts for the weekend:


wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr-
 Alt- Delete' and start all over?

If raising children was going to be easy it would not have started with something called labor




brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.


Last of all

in the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Laughter is the Best Medicine

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