HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple decided that 11 was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and
his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative,
said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are
legal in the North Georgia Mountains ), light it, put it in an empty beer
can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in
the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
1
2
3
4
5
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs,
and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Kentucky , Tennessee , Mississippi ,
Arkansas , West Virginia and most places in Texas
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Hannah: This is so wrong for so many reasons...
Loved it!
Featured!
His wife might not have minded
Steve
Oh yeah... go ahead and make fun of southerners... ;^ )
I'm originally from Kentucky so I can honestly say it's all too true! (Or not) Yup, everybody loves to pick on the hicks! Still yet I got a really good laugh out of this one.
Okay- This is funny! Thanks for the laugh! Hannah- No wI might follow you on twitter-- just getting to know people on active rain- show a bit of their personality.
Hannah, ROFL! I have heard this story before, but it always gets me laughing!
Author Unknown was motivation by pain. (Doctors lie) Thanks for the reminder.
Legal in the NC mountains are they? I used to lite them off as a kid without thinking about the legal stuff. Fortunately I didn't blow anything off, especially THOSE parts!
That is just rong, rong, rong. But funny anyway. Thank you for the early morning smile.
Hannah, .......when he went to his veterinarian, I knew this story was going be dog gone funny!!
Thanks for the laugh, Jess
Yep, that is sick and wrong, but oh so funny! Thanks for the laugh!
OMG - thanks for the laugh !!!! A very good one indeed : )
Mirela..Really was bad..But funny..Thank
you
HelpfulHannah your friend in Philadelphia
Steve..You may be right who would have time with 11 kids..ha ha
Lane..I just cant help it you all are just so darn charmin..Thank you
Vickie..We pick on the hicks cause you are so fun lovin people..thanks for stoppin by
HelpfulHannah your friend in Philadelphia
So, you're from PA, and you poke fun at GA, KY, TN, MA, AR, WV and TX, huh? Henceforth, my jokes will start with A Nittany Lion..."!
Hannah - What a hoot. Some of the comments are about as funny. If you can't laugh at yourself and/or your heritage then you shouldn't laugh at any other stereotypical joke. I'm my best material so I laughed without guilt. We can't get too PC or we'll never appreciate our wonderful differences. Thanks for the laugh!
Debra..you can tweet this its a cute one..thanks for stopping by ..please come again
Tony and Darcy..always Good to see your smiling faces and to give you a laugh..thank you
Bob..Bad experience huh??? Hope it wasn't a firecracker..lol..hope to see you again..thanks
Richard..Yes you can be thankful for that ..never liked those firecrackers..only fireworks.Good to see you.Thank you
Don..Can't help it the- girl can't help it..Glad you had a morning laugh..thank you
Jess..Dog gone it ..can't fool you
..lol thank you
Andrea.....My dear friend..I would hang my head in shame..But you must admit laughter is the best medicine
thank you
Chris and Stephanie...Good friend... Great laughs
have a great day thank you
I don't think this vasectomy procedure works south of Oklahoma. Texans are much smarter than you think. Remember we have many rocket scientists and NASA. You know where they design and build those funny looking "planes" that go to the Moon and Mars and beyond.
an oldie, but truly a goodie! thanks for the friday Fun!
Now THAT was funny. Wrong on many, many levels, but just too funny not to laugh out loud!
~Renae
Thank you for the belly laugh......I can always count on my AR friends to brighten up my Friday!!
Happy Friday!!
Lori
Hannah - what a riot - i loved it... Have a great holiday!!!
Oh Hannah, that was wrong, so wrong!!! OUCH!!! I'm still not over it yet...lol
Cheryl..Smile and the world smiles with you ..loins too! good to see you..Thank you
Betetina..Was it Jackie Gleason who always said ..ALICE straight To the MOON ! Its all in Fun..Thanks
Robert ..Love funny Friday's ..missed it last week..Thank you
Renae..To be honest,,I had to read it twice before i got the joke..DAHH ,,please stop by again
Lori..Laughter is the best medicine..take it at least once a week here on funny Friday..thank you
Kathy..I think it almost caused a riot..Have a Great holiday week end also..Thank you
WELL TONY...STOP PLAYING WITH THOSE DARN CHERRY BOMBS..
Thank you
HelpfulHannah your friend in Philadelphia
Hannah - Ok now you made me laugh! ha ha... So wrong for our southern friends but funny to us in the north....lol
Bob..You have to be able to laugh at yourself....That is why ethnic jokes are so funny..Great to see you have a Great Holiday W
eekend!
HelpfulHannah your friend in Philadelphia
Hannah I looked for you the other day on this channel and didn't see anything. You always bring a smiel to my face! This one is ahhhh.......ahhhhhh......ahhhhhh........funny!
Thanks and I hope you're enjoying your weekend!
Anna..Follow my blogs ..I follow yours...smile and laughs ..giggle and smiles..trials ,hopes and dreams lets share it all..together..thank you
HelpfulHannah your friend in Philadelphia
Oh my..it took me a couple of times reading it to realize what happened.. :)
Kind of makes me glad my wife had her tubes tied...(righ honey)