EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is
everything going?" inquired God..
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are
breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have
just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two
out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on
branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.."
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs,
breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you
know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half
of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
" Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the
animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the
animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could
I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a
man from a part of you. Let's see.....where did I put that useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?
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Ha-ha! Thanks for the laugh this morning! Happy Friday to you Hannah!
Hee hee, I didnt see that punch line coming. I must need more coffee. Thanks for the giggle.
Its nice to go lite on Friday.
Have a successful and wonderful weekend.
What a laugh I really needed some humor today. It was nice to be able to laugh thanks for sharing.
Thanks for sharing your Friday morning laugh with us. Great way to start the day
You Know I should be offended by this slight against manhood , but as a boob man I guess God did get it right...two boobs and one mate sounds about right.
I don't get it?
Hi Hannah
Funny story, loved it.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
Wanda..Glad to start your morning out right..Happy Friday and have a Great weekend
Kay..Great punch line one i didn t expect either..Thanks
Pat..Have a great weekend keep on smiling..thank you
Harry..laughter is the best medicine always happy to share ..have a great weekend
Steve..As long as you smiled ..i am happy..great to see you and have a great day!
Ed..I think you are pulling my .....umm ..leg..either way ..have a great day..and a better weekend
Lou..Glad you enjoyed it ..have a wonderful Weekend..Thank you
HELPFULHANNAH
Hannah,
You have done it again! Thank You for the friday giggles! I love it!
Judy
Very funny, Hannah! I spit a little coffee on my computer screen laughing!
That explains a lot.
Hi Hannah. Very funny, as usual. Thanks for sharing a joke I'd not heard before!
Hannah - This is priceless! Thanks for the chuckle.
Judy..Mkes more sense doesn't it??
Pat..I am stone serious..Ha ha ..you are too funny
Jim..Glad you understand..
Cheryl..Always glad to make you laugh
Kenneth..Happy you enjoyed the joke..Laughter is the best medicine! thank you
HELPFULHANNAH
Now THAT was a good one! I really didn't expect that ending! "Useless boob!" HAAHHAAHAHAH But I'm sure the guys would say they'd actually enjoy that extra boob and she would have been perfect just the way she was originally!
~Renae
I am sure that if God was a man he would not have thrown it away!