Two Garbage Bags
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two
large plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20
bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a
policeman stops her, and
says, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of
your bag.'
'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady.
'I'd better go back, and see
if I can find them. Thanks for telling me..'
'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop.
'How did you get all that money?'
'You didn't steal it, did you?'
'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You
see, my back yard is right next to
the football stadium parking lo t. On game days, a lot
of fans come and pee
through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand
behind the fence with
my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing
through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes.' 
'Well, that seems only fair.' laughs the cop..
OK? Good luck! Oh, by the
way, what's in the other bag?'
'Well, you know', says the little old lady,
'not everybody pays.'
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This made me giggle out loud, Hannah. Does that make me a bad person? :)
Hannah, it's really very funny!
Heather..Not unless you carry two bags..LOL
Pat..Great punch line..at least you didn't spit out your coffee this time..Thank you
HELPFULHANNAH
Reminds me of how women perceived the Bobbit incident.
OMG ! Gotta watch out for those little old ladies ! LOL, a good one : )
Chris..I can't imagine you doing that at a football game I think you would be safe..LOL..Thanks
Richard.. That one was able to get sewn back on..I don't think these were.. LOL
HELPFULHANNAH
That joke is hilarious! I'm not sure where you found it, but thanks for sharing, Hannah....
Oh Hannah,
LOL! What a shocker!! Left me speachless! I loved it though! Major Giggles!
Judy
Hannah, I'm a big Football fan can you arrange for a free pass from the little old lady...or perhaps I could pre-pay, by game day all the money is gone for beer...and that is why I visit her fence.
OMG I can just see some little old lady doing this! Way funny!!!!!!
OUCH! She's definitely got a profit center.
Cheryl..My friend Missy sent it to me ..I just had to share it..glad you enjoyed it..
Judy..Funny ending..not what I expected..
Steve...What bag would I find your stuff in??OHH BOY No money left..Is that bag # 2???
Anna..Funny old lady HUH wonder if she has blue hair too??? Thanks
JIM..YA Think?? Would not want to met her in a dark alley..LOL..Thanks
Hannah - Very nice! I will be sure to always pay the $20!
It did make me laugh, thanks!
Kenneth..Smart choice..LOL
Mary..Nice to see you again..laughter is the best medicine..thanks