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Friday Funnies: Catholic Mothers having Coffee

 

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Four Catholic Mothers

Even if you didn't grow up Catholic, you'll appreciate this one....

 

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how 

important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks 

into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop.

  Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, 

but my son is a Cardinal.

Whenever he walks into a room,

people say "Your Eminence."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.

The first  three women give her this subtle "Well....?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'4", hard bodied,

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Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God."

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20 commentsHannah Williams • August 21 2009 08:14PM

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Too funny....thanks for the laugh....and the mental image!!!
Posted by Judy Kincaid (Destined To Sell ) over 2 years ago

Judy..You are welcome..have a great weekend! Thanks

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) over 2 years ago

Ha-ha! That's a good one! Thanks Hannah!

Posted by Wanda Kubat-Nerdin, REALTORĀ® St. George, Utah (Prado & Kramer Real Estate, St. George, UT 435.632.9374) over 2 years ago

hahaha.  There's always one in the bunch that tops everyone else.

Posted by Angelia Garcia (Pure Realtors) over 2 years ago

Angelia..I guess she really did didn't she..LOL Thank you

Wanda..Glad you enjoyed it..Was late posting.. had to find a fun one..Thankstwitter@helpfulhannah

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) over 2 years ago

Hannah thank you for the Friday night funny and the mental image isn't bad either... LOL

Posted by Suesan Jenifer Therriault-Home Inspector Monroe County Pa - (570) 262-7551 (JTHIS-Professional Home Inspection Team) over 2 years ago

Hannah, Thanks for the smile my Catholic friend...
Just a thought,
Paul

Posted by Paul Henderson, Broker, RealtorĀ® Tacoma,Gig Harbor,DuPont,HartstenePointe (RE/MAX Professionals & Four Seasons Inc.) over 2 years ago

Gods come in all shapes and sizes.. I suppose... yeah.. I could see that.

Posted by Konnie McKee. Associate Broker VA & MD Luxury Home Marketing Specialist (MAC REALTY, LLC/REALTY DIRECT, LLC) over 2 years ago

Suesan..All the women seem to like the mental image..lol..I like your new picture you look great!

Paul..Is this about you Paul?? For some reason I don't picture you being 6'4"..LOL..Just a thought

Konnie...It might slip out of my mouth too..oh well ..LOL

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Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) over 2 years ago

I was raised Catholic and that is very very funny!!  Thank you for sharing.

Posted by Yvette & Dennis Gardner (Keller Williams Realty, Spartanburg, SC) over 2 years ago

Hi Hannah

Really enjoyed the story. Great story you topped yourself today.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwih

Posted by Lou Ludwig CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC, e-PRO, (Ludwig & Associates) over 2 years ago

Yep, how true! LOL, I scared the cat when I laughed! Thank you.

Posted by Andrea Swiedler - Swiedler & Adams - New Milford, Litchfield CT Real Estate (Prudential Connecticut Realty, Litchfield County Real Estate) over 2 years ago

Hannah, One wonderful thing about being late to reading posts is to be able to wake up to a good laugh!  I've got mine for the day...thank you!  This was adorable.

Posted by Laura Cerrano and Carole Provenzale Owner, Feng Shui Long Island & New York (Feng Shui Long Island & New York City/Feng Shui Manhattan ) over 2 years ago

Hannah - You have the best jokes.  Thanks for sharing.

Posted by Kenneth Bargers (Prudential Woodmont Realty) over 2 years ago

Hannah, That's a good one.  I'll have to share that with the ladies at the office and see if they agree.  LOL

Posted by Bob Cumiskey, US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor (A1 Connection Realty, Inc.) over 2 years ago

I love it!  I grew up Catholic and and those ladies were so like these gals.  My Mom could have been the last one - she was so darn funny!

Posted by Anna 'Banana' Kruchten - Phoenix Short Sale Broker,CRS 602-380-4886 (Phoenix Property Shoppe) over 2 years ago

Hi Hannah, that's funny, I almost thought her son was "Fabio" but it's the wrong profession! lol

Posted by Silvia Dukes PA,REALTORĀ®,CIPS,CRS,Green, Spring Hill FL Homes for Sale (Tropic Shores Realty - Ich spreche Deutsch!) over 2 years ago

Funny joke. I think I'll re-tell this joke, but first, I will change the coffee into wine....

Posted by Cheryl Powell- SFR,ABR,Broker,Realtor- Remax Executive - Concord NC Real Estate (RE/MAX Executive - The Powell Team) over 2 years ago

Hannah, I just spit red wine on my computer screen. 

Cute!

Posted by Patricia Kennedy (Evers & Company Realtors) over 2 years ago

Hannah, thanks for the laugh this morning. I missed this one on Friday. But, any day is a good day for a good joke. Thanks,

Posted by Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor WV Real Estate in Greenbrier County (Coldwell Banker Stuart & Watts Real Estate) over 2 years ago

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