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Friday Funnies: Sex after Life by HelpfulHannah

 

Sex after life

 
A long-married  couple made a deal that
whoever died first would come back and
inform the other of the afterlife..
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
 
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True
to his word, he made the first contact, "Marion ... Marion "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. 
I have breakfast and then it's
off to the golf course ... I have sex again,
friday funnies sex after life by helpfulhannah bathe in the warm sun and
then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch
(you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf
course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper,
it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late
at night. I catch some much needed sleep, and then the next day
it starts all over again" 
"Oh, Bob, you must be in Heaven!"
"Not exactly .... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona ."

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24 commentsHannah Williams • September 17 2009 10:11PM

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Hannah, this is so cute!  Oh, and funny as well!

Posted by Patricia Kennedy (Evers & Company Realtors) over 2 years ago

Pat..What a gas..I guess it could be worse HUH??

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) over 2 years ago

Hannah, now I know how reincarnation works. Thanks.

Posted by Gary Woltal - Assoc. Broker REALTOR® SFR Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) over 2 years ago

Gary..We reproduce..LOL

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) over 2 years ago

Hannah, this is darling! Thanks for sharing and Happy Funny Friday!

Sharon

Posted by Frank & Sharon Alters, CDPE-Short Sales Jacksonville-Orange Park-Fleming Island (Coldwell Banker Vanguard Realty - Clay, Duval, St. Johns ) over 2 years ago

Hannah, that's pretty good!  Thank you!

Now featured on the Optimist Group.

Posted by Mirela Monte, Your Myrtle Beach Real Estate Connection over 2 years ago

Who knew reincarnation was the answer to a slow sex life, Hannah.  Thanks for sharing.  :)

Posted by Heather Chavez, Real Estate Virtual Assistant (928) 692-3235 (Second Self Virtual Assistance) over 2 years ago

Hannah, too funny! Now we know the answer... ☺

Helping you live your American dream... 

Posted by Michael Thornton - Nashville, TN area Home Inspector - 615.661.0297 (Complete Home Inspections, Inc.) over 2 years ago

Now that's funny Hannah =)
Remember when Friday was the end of the week?
Paul

Posted by Paul Henderson, Broker, Realtor® Tacoma,Gig Harbor,DuPont,HartstenePointe (RE/MAX Professionals & Four Seasons Inc.) over 2 years ago

LOL!

I have a couple of golfer friends I have to send this too

your friend in Charlottesville Virginia!

Posted by Charlottesville Real Estate (Charles McDonald 434-515-1585) over 2 years ago

That's funny. It is a grat start to my day.

Posted by Rich Murray - GRI, ABR (PMNC, Cary, NC) over 2 years ago

Too cute! Glad to hav a chuckle this a.m Have a terrific weekend, Hannah!

Posted by Janice Roosevelt,Ecobroker, ABR, e-PRO ( - Keller Williams Real Estate -) over 2 years ago

Let's hear it for reincarnation.  Thanks for the laugh.

Posted by Jim Valentine (RE/MAX Realty Affiliates) over 2 years ago

Hannah, PLEASE tell me I can pass that along, it was too cute not to :)  A great Friday Funny!

Posted by Laura Cerrano and Carole Provenzale Owner, Feng Shui Long Island & New York (Feng Shui Long Island & New York City/Feng Shui Manhattan ) over 2 years ago

Sharon..Happy funny Friday..LOL

Mirela ..I amtwitter@helpfulhannah Happy you Liked It ..Thank You

Heather ..Just hop hop hop along..LOL

Michael..It takes the after-life to have a rabbits life..LOL

Paul..That was along ..long time ago..Thanks

Charles..Tell them to be careful they don't step into a rabbit hole..Thanks

Rich..Glad you enjoyed it..Thanks

Jim..Hip Hip Hooray...Thank you

Carole..Oh Yes please feel free to pass it along ...That would please me greatly..Thank you

HELPFULHANNAH

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) over 2 years ago

Karma.

Posted by Lyn Sims - Schaumburg Homes (Schaumburg Real Estate - Northwest Suburbs - RE/MAX Suburban) over 2 years ago

LOL LOL LOL   Oh sooo funny. Thanks for sharing this funny with us.

Posted by James Downing - REALTOR®,GRI, ABR - DC Real Estate (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage) over 2 years ago

Never heard that one before.  It's very cute:)  Have a great weekend.

Posted by Yvette & Dennis Gardner (Keller Williams Realty, Spartanburg, SC) over 2 years ago

LYN..Karma..I like that..Thank you

Jim..You are quite welcome

  Yvette and Dennis..You have a great weekend also..Thanks

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) over 2 years ago

Hannah, thiat is a great punch line.  I need to share with my friends.  All the best.

Posted by Kenneth Bargers (Prudential Woodmont Realty) over 2 years ago

Hannah, I've heard this before...still sooo funny.  Rabbits do have a good life....LOL

Posted by Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor WV Real Estate in Greenbrier County (Coldwell Banker Stuart & Watts Real Estate) over 2 years ago

That was too cute, Hannah! :)

Posted by Souza Realty/Roseville-Rocklin-Lincoln-Loomis-Granite Bay-CA over 2 years ago

That was a good laugh !!! : )

Posted by Christopher and Stephanie Somers - Realtors - Philadelphia Real Estate (Realtor / Owner - RE/MAX Access) over 2 years ago

Ken..It really was a surprise..wasn't it..Thanks

Rebecca..That sounds like a long day to me..LOL

Glad you enjoyed it ..Hope you enjoyed the weekend too!

Chris..Great to see you back..Laughter is the best medicine ..Thanks

HELPFULHANNAHtwitter@helpfulhannah

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) over 2 years ago

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