Subject: Rent A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend a night with her for
$500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her
that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have
his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the
payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done,
realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price.
So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose
the following typed note:
"Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment.
I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
rented the place, I was under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that:
#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the
cheque for $250 with the following note:
" Dear Sir:
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know
how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to
fill it, please do not blame the management.
So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced
to contact your present landlady.
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Good one:)
TOO FUNNY!!
Hi Hannah: Loved it!!! Thanks for wrapping up a Friday with a nice laugh!
:)
Syreeta.. Not a bad rental..Glad i am not his landlady..:0)
Carla....Look what landlords have to put up with..:0)
Matt..I thought you might like it..Even if she was a redhead and not a blond..:0)
HELPFULHANNAH your friend in Philadelphia
Hannah - This is too funny! You always come up with some zingers. All the best.
Kenneth..These come from my Delaire Landing Condo Neighbors and my co-workers they send me jokes the best ones are featured in my outside blog this one is from Arnie my neighbor..I add the illustrations Thanks..:0)
HELPFULHANNAH
OMG - thanks for the laugh ! I needed a good one for Saturday morning : )
Chris and Steph...Aren't you glad you are not his landlord ..What a naughty tenant! We all need to laugh don't we..Have a good one ..Thanks ..:0)
LOL......too funny and a very smart lady!! Fun stuff for Saturday am :)
LOL. I think I saw that one coming but still hilarious!!
Steve
cute hannah! Thanks for sharing and have a happy HAlloween!