Redneck Medical Terms
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Benign.................What you be after you be eight.
Artery.........................The study of paintings.
Bacteria.......................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium..............What doctors do when patients die.
Caesarian Section............The Italian part of town.
CATscan...........................Searching for kitty.
Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.
Colic....................................A sheep dog.
Coma...............................A punctuation mark.
D & C.............................Where Washington is.
Dilate...................................To live long.
Enema....................................Not a friend.
Fester......................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula....................................A small lie.
Genital.............................Non-Jewish person.
G.I. Series.........World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail...................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent....................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain.......................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.........................A Doctor's cane.
Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
Node........................................I knew it.
Outpatient...................A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...........................A fatherhood test.
Pelvis.........................Second Cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.......................A letter carrier.
Recovery Room..................Place to do upholstery.
Rectum...........................Damn near killed him.
Secretion............................Hiding something.
Seizure.................................Roman emperor.
Tablet..................................A small table.
Terminal Illness..........Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor..................................A couple extra.
Urine..........................Opposite of you're out.
Varicose.............................Near by/close by.
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lol those are great. I'm going to remember these and bust a few on my friends.
ROFL, those are funny! Thanks for sharing them!
Hannah: Very, very cute. I like it. If I had to pick a favorite... I don't think I could. Thanks for sharing.
Hannah, I saw these some time ago. Enjoyed them then and enjoyed them now ☺☺☺
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Hannah, thoroughly enjoyed this!
Hannah, LOL, I am glad you clarified this for me.
Hannah - Being from a town that has a lot of 'Redneck Influence' I can certainly appreciate this. I especially like Pelvis.
JIM..I am glad you found some humor in this..always good to laugh ..good for the soul...:0)
Tony and Darcy..You are my best audience when it comes to jokes..thank you..:0)
Karen..Laughter is the best medicine..is it not..Thank you..:0)
Michael..Oldies but goodies...:0)
Janice..It brings me pleasure to put a smile on your face..Thank you..:0)
Andrea..Always glad to help out a friend ..Thanks ..:0)
Jason...If I can make you laugh ..that makes my day ..went to post on Joke of The Day and it has disappeared..POOF.....GREAT to See You ...:0)
HELPFULHANNAH your friend in Philadelphia
Hi Hannah,
Yep, I love those Redneck jokes. LOL. I wrote a blog recently with a few of my favorites.
Thank you,
Steve
Steve..I am Happy to see your dashing smile..I will have to read it ..Thanks for the thumbs up! ..:0)
HELPFULHANNAH your friend in Philadelphia
As a Native Texan, I've been in way too many homes that had hangnails. LOL
That was purty good stuff! Thanks fer the laffs!
Russel..Glad you have a great sense of humor..LOL
Georgina...these days we all need a good laugh..don't you think so//:0)
Hannah - funny stuff... Loved it... You know I like to laugh after all..... :-)
BOB..It is the best feeling ..is it not...:0)Thanks
It's been a long time since I have seen one of these lists, they are really funny and I needed a good laugh.
Too funny, hey Hannah . . . you're in Philly?!? I just Node Urine D&C.
Hannah,
I've seen this before; it's still funny.