THE LOVE DRESS
A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered.
' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.
'Love dress? But you're naked!'
'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.
'Every time he sees me in this
dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.'
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
' What are you doing?' he asked.
'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'
Always Remember This:
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, 
You grow old because you stop laughing
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LOL thanks for making me laugh!
Dan..not a problem..we all need a good laugh..don't you think so ...;0)
LOL... even funnier would be what the wife did after her husband said that!
Hannah, That is so funny. And it is one that I never heard before. Thanks for sharing.
Hannah, has he been released from the hospital yet? LOL.. thanks for sharing, I needed a good laugh at the end of a long day.
I never have a problem with doing the ironing =)
Your friend in Washington State,
Paul
Oh thats painful, lol
Hannah
I enjoyed reading the story it has a great punch line.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
Good joke. Thanks for sharing.
Hannah, LOL, I am going to slap ya! :D
Hannah - That is just SOOOOOOOOOOO true. Thanks for the chuckle , now my family is wondering if I am really working in the home office or not ;D
That is hilarious, but I am cracking up at Paul's comment too!
Hannah, so funny! My mother insisted that we know how to do basic chores, and I didn't quite understand the point of ironing. BUT now it has a new meaning. Thanks!
Hysterical! That gave me quite a chuckle!
That's just wrong, but if we're lucky, we will all be around long enough to get more wrinkles.
I love this joke!
He doesnlt need dinner until he gets his foot out of his mouth !!!!!!!!!
Funny! Men have such a way with words . . . joke or no joke. They can deliver those one-line zingers!!
Hello everyone..I am happy you all enjoyed this!
HELPFULHANNAH your friend in Philadelphia
Hannah, There is one and only one good thing about wrinkles.
This made me laugh 'til I cried. Thank you!!
Oh my -- This joke should have come with a warning... I should have worn depends! What a funny joke!
ROFL!! Very funny, Hannah! I guess the response to the husband might be "and you could use a little extra starch.." ;-) thanks for the chuckle...have a great week!
Marge...My sister always told me you have two choice in life...you get OLDER or YOU DIE ..
Tammie...Laughter is the best medicine..
Joan...I was going to comment on the previous comment that at last she didn't pee herself and I glanced at your comment...OH MY I hope I am not being to inappropriate...LOL
KIM.. Maybe she should spike his dinner with a little viagra...LOL
HELPFULHANNAH
HA-HA-HA! This is great! Thanks Hannah!
Very cute but I am at an age where my love dress is starting to look a little worn around the edges! ouch!
Wanda...Glad you enjoyed it...please stop by again
Susan..I don't believe that for a second..not even a Philadelphia minute my dear ..you are gorgeous...and that is no joke
Hanna, you forgot to finish the story! Did the husband live?
PS I LOVE your friday stuff
Kathleen...Yes but he went to bed without his super...lol