TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS
AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER,
'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.
THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM.
THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS
AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS,
'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'
'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'
'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER
HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'
'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK,
AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW.....
TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!
author unknown joke sent by craig
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LOL. Thank you Hannah!! What a great way to start the day! Loved it!!
Steve
Thanks for the laugh to start my day. This one made me really LOL.
Hannah.....that was a hoot.....
Steve..What a surprise..glad to make your day ..you made mine..Thank you
Karen..you made mine too! happy to give you a boost and a smile...LOL
Barbara....Laughter is the best medicine ! thank you
LOL! Haha! Good one. Thanks for making my day. I needed a chuckle!
Hannah ---- that was sooooo funny -- I laughed so hard --thanks for sharing.
Funny, Hannah, I was expecting one of them to say he thought it was his ex wife because she was so still!
Great start to a Thursday - too funny, thanks for sharing
That was too cute! Thanks for the chuckle to begin my day.
Hannah Hannah Hannah, good one!
Make your day great, make someone Else's day fantastic!
Paul
Jim.. I needed a laugh too ! Thanks
Liz...As you know ..after dealing with thieves this was a great way to relieve tension..LOL
ED...You are bad....I am an EX wife
Ed...We all need to start off the day with a smile :0)
Rachelle..makes me smile when I read all these comments ..Thank you ..:0)
Paul...Paul Paul.......you are fantastic......:0)
Hannah....I'm not sure if that was right or not but it sure was funny thanks for the laugh....peace zane
Hannah, Thank you! This was a good laugh for any time of the day (or night) !
Zane..I really needed to laugh today..and need to laugh more this evening..rough day..LOL
Carol..Let a smile be your umbrella ..that was a song my Mom and my sister used to sing all the time..How right they were...Thank you ...:0)
I can honestly say that I didn't see that one coming, but this is exactly why I don't date witches.
JL..i guess A date with me is out HUH ...LOL
Hannah
Great story, too funny.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
LOU..Glad you enjoyed it ...:0)
OKay, I have not read your jokes before. This is the second funny one you have shared (well, at least that I have read so far).
JOHN...You have missed many ...I am a Joker..:0) LOve to make everyone laugh ..It is the best medicine..
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