A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly,
he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently
woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing
to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,
let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!..................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own 'flippen blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ........................he farted.
The End
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Oh my God. They definitely sound like a married couple. I think my husband and I have had the same exact conversation. How did you know? :) Thanks, Hannah. Very funny.
Heather ..A little birdie(sea gull) told me) ..LOL
HELPFULHANNAH
Hannah, all married people know where this one is going from the start----very funny anyway:)
Very funny Hannah and thanks for the laugh!
VB ;o)
Charles..I guess i have been single too long..lol
BOB..Always a pleasure ..my dear..Thanks
HelpfulHannah
Great laugh on a very stressful day. I appreciate these blogs!
Sandy..I am glad ..it makes it worthwhile...I had one of those days too! ...:0)
HELPFULHANNAH your friend in Philadelphia
Hi Hannah,
Thank you for a funny and good article.
John Pusa
That was good, I had to share it with my wife and oldest son.
That's hysterical! Thanks for the laugh and have a great weekend.
Sounds about right to me!
Merry Christmas from your friend in Charlottesville.
Hi Hannah,
I think I saw that one coming but it still gave me a good laugh! LOL.
Thank you,
Steve
Hannah, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, Ohh that smells! You don't know what you're talking about go to sleep, and keep those cold feet on your side of the bed!
Hannah - Very funny and true to life!!
OMG, that is too funny!
Thank you so much for the laughter!
Now featured on the Optimist Group for LOL Friday.
John..Glad you enjoyed it ...:0)
Dan..You made my day...I am so happy you enjoyed it enought to share with your family ...:0)
Yvette and Dennis..Always glad to share a laugh with friends...;0)
Charles...It sounded about right to me too!!!! LOL
Steve ..Thats because you are a great jokester too ! have a great weekend ..Thanks
HELPFULHANNAH
Ed.. have the whole bed queen sized...when they get cold I put on socks ...LOL
Kenneth...Great to see you and glad you enjoyed it..:0)
Mirlela..YOU ARE THE BEST ....Thank YOU
HelpfulHannah
Ah marital bliss . . .
HA! Thats pretty darn funny. You could have ended with just the blanket part.. but you had to throw in the farting??? HA!
Carla... Yes very funny ...LOL
JOHN..Sorry but It is quite normal..HA HA HA !!!
No need to apologize.