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Friday Funnies :The Old Lady's Christmas Letter

Christmas Letter

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to
process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky and writing to God with an actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read:
Friday Funnies:Little Old Lady's Letter

Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very s
mall pension.Friday Funnies:Little Old Lady's Letter

Yesterday someone stole my purse.

It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?

Sincerely,
Edna



The postal worker was touched. 

He showed the letter to all the other workers.

Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up
with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected
$96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of
Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her
friends.


Christmas came and went.

A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.

All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read:
Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?

Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends.

We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was $4 missing.

I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.

Sincerely,
Edna

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28 commentsHannah Williams • December 10 2009 11:39PM

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Hannah,

That is too funny! what a great way to sign off for the evening!  Thank you

PG

Posted by Paul Guenther-Magnus Title- Chandler, AZ (Magnus Title Agency) about 2 years ago

Funny. But when you give, you may want a thank you, but you are not guaranteed that you get it, like in this situation

Posted by Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL. FunCoast Realty, 386-405-4408 about 2 years ago

H,

Just too darn funny, thanks for the giggle tonight.

Posted by Orange Co. Real Estate~Lynda Eisenmann, Broker-Owner, CRS,GRI,SRES, Brea, CA (Preferred Home Brokers) about 2 years ago

Hannah:  Pretty funny... but so totally untrue.  The folks at the Post Office work very hard bringing us the best service possible.  I hope someone thinks of THEM this Christmas.

Posted by Fort Worth Real Estate - - - Karen Anne Stone (New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County) about 2 years ago

Hannah,

 

Very cute, funny, thank you for sharing.

 

-David

Posted by David Zablatsky Real Estate Westwood, MA (Keller Williams Realty - Boston South West) about 2 years ago

Paul..Glad you had a giggle...

Jon..They say the joy is in giving ..not receiving..a real kicker ,,don't ya think?? LOL

Lynda...Glad You had some giggles before you signed off...have a great one ...:0)

HelpfulHannah

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) about 2 years ago

Karen Anne..Lighten up a little... they were the Good guys here...Laughter is the best medicine ..:0)

David...Loved to make you laugh ..glad you enjoyed it...:0)

HelpfulHannah

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) about 2 years ago

Hannah -- I love your selection of find jokes -- this one is very funny!!  LOL

Posted by Carla Muss-Jacobs - Exclusive Buyers Agent Portland | Portland Real Estate | (503-810-7192 | BuyersAgentPortland.com) about 2 years ago

Hannah - thanks for sharing that laugh - and yes - the post office folks are fantastic and you did them a good service with this funny post with a double message.

Posted by Rick Pelleriti-MBA. Freedom Mortgage (Freedom Mortgage) about 2 years ago

Cute, Yeah, those folks at the post office, ya just can't trust them now can you...

Helping you live your American dream...

Posted by Michael Thornton - Nashville, TN area Home Inspector - 615.661.0297 (Complete Home Inspections, Inc.) about 2 years ago

Hannah, wherever do you geth these? Phots of Triple PLay look fun!

Posted by Janice Roosevelt,Ecobroker, ABR, e-PRO ( - Keller Williams Real Estate -) about 2 years ago

Hi Hannah, you come up with the best jokes!  Hope you have have a great day!

Posted by Ann Allen CDPE SRES ASP e-PRO REALTOR® ~ Hoover AL Homes for Sale (RE/MAX Advantage South) about 2 years ago

Hannah, that's funny, didn't she realize that even God needs to pay postage?

Posted by Ed Silva CDPE, GRI, ABR, Real Estate Agent (RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754) about 2 years ago

Hannah - good one.... Those post office guys again....lol

Posted by Robert Hammerstein (Coldwell Banker Hillsdale New Jersey) about 2 years ago

Poor post office workers getting blamed for everything.

Posted by John Cannata - Supreme Lending Texas Home Loan Originator (214-728-0449 http://TexasLoanGuy.com) about 2 years ago

I love it Hannah!This Paul can giggle too...
Just trying to have a positive Friday,
Paul

Posted by Paul Henderson, Broker, Realtor® Tacoma,Gig Harbor,DuPont,HartstenePointe (RE/MAX Professionals & Four Seasons Inc.) about 2 years ago

Hannah ---- thanks for the laugh -- have as great weekend.
 

 
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Posted by Liz Loadholt- AgentOwned Realty- Covering SC about 2 years ago

Carla..Your jokes are awesome too ..thank you

Rick..we can always count on the Postman anytime of year...:0)

Michael..you said a mouthful..LOL..LOL Ha Ha Ho Ho

Janice..I came home sick as a dog...:0)

Ann..I am stuffing myself with chicken soup..so far it is working....:0)

ED..You are very funny...Love your come backs...:0)

BOB...Good hearts those guys ..ya know...LOL

JOHN....Its all the Christmas cheer they get this time of year...:0)

Paul...If I can make you GIGGLE I am having a great FRIDAY....:0)

LIZ....Laughter is the best medicine ..Have a great weekend too!

HELPFULHANNAH your friend in Philadelphia

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) about 2 years ago

Thanks for the funny!   I had no idea when I joined AR that I'd be laughing so much.

Posted by Rachelle McMahan (Golf Savings Bank) about 2 years ago

That's hysterical.  Thanks for the laugh and have a great weekend.

Posted by Yvette & Dennis Gardner (Keller Williams Realty, Spartanburg, SC) about 2 years ago

Very very very cute !  Thanks for the laugh.  Needed it after a day like today : )

Posted by Christopher and Stephanie Somers - Realtors - Philadelphia Real Estate (Realtor / Owner - RE/MAX Access) about 2 years ago

Rachelle..Glad to hear some positve energy here...:0)

Yvette and Dennis..So good to see you back..and with a smile ...:0)

Chris and Stephanie..After a tough day ..laughter is the best medicine...:0)

HelpfulHannah

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) about 2 years ago

As they say in the south, Hannah, "God bless her heart."  Great story. :)

Posted by Heather Chavez, Real Estate Virtual Assistant (928) 692-3235 (Second Self Virtual Assistance) about 2 years ago

Heather..and God bless you too..Thank you

Hannah

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) about 2 years ago

Hanna - one should never bite the hand that feeds them

Posted by Kathy Clulow ASP® SRES® Uxbridge Ontario Real Estate (RE/MAX All-Stars Realty Inc. Brokerage) about 2 years ago

Hannah, that was a cute story...thanks for the giggle! :)

Leilani

Posted by Souza Realty/Roseville-Rocklin-Lincoln-Loomis-Granite Bay-CA about 2 years ago

LOL. That's hilarious Hannah. Loved it!

Steve

Posted by Steve Merson CNE, e-PRO (512) 785 1638 (Keller Williams Realty) about 2 years ago

Hannah--There you go again.  My teen was so upset that a good deed was unappreciated!

Posted by Tamara Perlman (Referral Network Inc.) about 2 years ago

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