1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
An impressive new book.. It's called ........
'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
And be Mary..
3. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss, the Pope only expects you
To kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
Flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to
Your door is if you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies.. Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes
Now, of course, there's
shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who, after taking
the trash out, gives the impression that
he just cleaned the whole house. 
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just
Vending machines and a large trash can..
10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my
Mechanic might try to rip me off.
I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid.'
11. Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
12. As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way...
13. Be who you are and say what you feel...
because those that matter... don't mind...and those that mind...don't matter!
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Very Funny ! Smiles are meant to be shared. I think I'll pass this one on. Cheers
Love #13 Such a true statement
Claude...Thanks Claude ,...that means so much to me ..:0)
Doug...That is the heart of it...:0)
HELPFULHANNAH
Hannah, Love the vending machine & trash can kitchen idea. Thanks for the w/e chuckle.
Hi Hannah,
Thank you for sharing a very funny post.
John Pusa
Hannah, the key to making #6 work is the back row! at least that's what i was told. Thanks for the laughs.
Hannah ---- I don't know where you find all your jokes, but I love them --- today is great. Thanks.
Happy Holidays
Hannah
Great jokes, I enjoyed reading them.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
Ouch, some of those barbs hurt =)
I hope the rest of your weekend improves!
Paul
This is a great list Hannah ! Thanks for the laugh of the day : ) . Is always good to keep it light !
Hannah - #1 was a LOL - and the rest were equally good. Thanks!
Hannah, I liked these. I especially liked the turn signal fluid. Gotta try this one on some blondes I know. Betcha a dollar to a donut they will bite on this one...
Helping you live your American dream...
Hannah -- this is just what I needed... a good laugh.. this was my favorite
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
More good ones Hannah. My favs are 5,8, and 11. It is so true that when we take the trash out, we feel like we did quite a bit. HA.
Once again, Hannah, you're joke list is too funny!! Funny, 'cause they're true! HO HO HO
Hi Hannah,
Great jokes as usual! Especially loved number 6! LOL
Steve
Thanks for the laughs ! When am I gonna see you again next? Hope you are well.
#4 is all me - I have a brilliant thought and before I can think about it I forget it ... :-/
#12 is an old Irish saying that I've heard a lot in my family. Thanks for sharing this list.
Hannah--Keep 'em coming. You find some of the funniest lists!