Four Jewish ladies were sitting around playing Cards
The first
lady says, "You know girls, I have known you
all for such a long time,
and there is something I must get off my chest. I
am a kleptomaniac. But
don't worry, I have never stolen from any of
you and never will. We have
been friends for too long."
Second of the other ladies
says, "Well, since we are having true
confessions, I am a nymphomaniac,
but don't worry. I have not hit on any of your
husbands, and never will,
they don't interest me. We have been friends
for too long."
"Well", says the third lady, "I too must
confess. The
reason I never married is that I am a lesbian, but
don't worry. I will
never hit on any of you. We have been friends for
too long, and I don't
want to ruin our friendship."
The fourth lady stands up
and says, "I have a confession to make also. I
am a yenta, so please
excuse me, I have a lot of calls to
make.
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Oye! I would never have expected to see a Jewish joke here. Good one Hannah
Oy gevalt!
Hannah - I almost lost my cup of coffee after reading this! ROFL!!
Hannah
It a great joke.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
That was funny! Too bad there's no way it could happen because we all love to gossip!!
Hannah, I was just about to get off for the night and saw you posted...I'm glad I stayed to read it, it is adorable!
I needed a laugh tonight. Thanks. That was pretty good.
I love this one! Thank you!
Now featured for LOL Friday.
Thank you for the laugh...
That was a good one Hannah. Thanks for the smile.
That's hysterical! Thanks for the laugh Hannah. -- Tanya in Montreal
Yikes. It looks like someone's in trouble...that's funny.
John... oye vey es mer...why not...LOL
Dan..You said a mouth full....LOL
Donna..You are too funny..thanks now you made me laugh!
Lou..Love to get laughs it breaks the tension...
Donna...Yes but I can keep a secret..my lips are sealed....
Carole..I was just ready to go to bed and could not resist this joke..glad you had a chance to read it and laugh....Thanks...:0)
Michael...Laughter is the best medicine...:0)
Hanna,,,,had to look up....yenta....TO FUNNY !!!!!
Thanks
So how many relitives live in the landlords house.......ten aunts !!!!
Gary DiGiorgio
The DiGiorgio Group
9035 Wadsworth pkwy 2000
Westminster.Co 80021
Direct 303 898 4279
Office 303 422 5200 fx 303 467 0211
Gary@Di-DenverRealty.com
Im still laughing...on the yenta women....
FYI !!!! AR....yenta n. Slang A person, especially a woman, who is meddlesome or gossipy
Hanna,,,,had to look up....yenta....TO FUNNY !!!!!
Thanks
Gary DiGiorgio
The DiGiorgio Group
Westminster.Co 80021
Direct 303 898 4279
Office 303 422 5200 fx 303 467 0211
Gary@Di-DenverRealty.com
Forgive me, I just had a Sardi Moment. I was unfamiliar with the "Yenta" term until I looked it up and then read Gary's comment. The poetic irony of this joke is splendid, though. Have a great weekend, Hannah!
Mirela..When you like it i know its funny..Thank you!!!
Darren..We work hard it is great to laugh ...Thanks for the pleasure
Rick...It was fun..Good to see you back..Thanks
Tanya...Glad you enjoyed it...LOL
HelpfulHannah
Darrell...no secrets here....Yikes..LOL
Gary..Sorry I thought everyone knew who a YENTA was ...LOL...:0)
Jason...You are going to have to watch more Barbara Streisand's movies or get more jewish friends...
HelpfulHannah
I'll opt for the Jewish Friends;)
Hi Hannah,
thank you for my morning chuckle. Having grown up around Jewish people, I really got a kick out of this.
Oye Vey is right! I have a friend who is going to love this one!
Jason..sounds good to me..:0)
Happy New Year!
Tony...Laughter is the best medicine..:0)
Happy New Year!
Tamara....Great humor is always appreciated..thank you :0)
Happy New Year!
LOL. Hilarious as ever Hannah!! Thank you!
Steve