To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
See if they slow down.
2. On all your check stubs, write 'For Marijuana'.
3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing along at the opera.
6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I Won! I Won!”.
7. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling “Run for your lives! They're loose!”.
8. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
9. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
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Love it! thanks for making me laugh!
THANK YOU FOR THE BIG SMILE!!!!
HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY!
Oh... this was super funny and I needed a good laugh.
I actually already do those things Hannah =) I need some fresh lines...
Thanks for the chuckles...that last one was real cute :)
That post was very hard to get through--due to hardy laughter. Thanks!
Hannah
Great stuff, made my day.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
FUNNY HANNAH!! I love the "fitting room" . . . and I think some might not even get the "diet water" reference. I might try that when I go out to eat next time. "I'll have water . . . but can you make it diet?" Gots to keep my insanity up!
There are certain times when one actually can be too helpful. This might be one of those times.
My favs are the Diet Water and trying on the condoms. I'll certainly have to atleast try the Diet Water thing. HA
Hannah ---- I laughed out loud so hard -- this is really soooooo funny.
Happy Holidays
Hannah--Too funny, my teenager was sitting next to me and wanted me to send it to her! I'm hoping she doesn't get into too much trouble with the list!!! ;- )
hi Smiley, # 8 is too perfect! ;-) Have a wonderful holiday season Hannah and an amazing 2010. {hug}
Hannah, this gave me a huge laugh! Have a wonderrful holiday season!