A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver and saw a
card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in
and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies
ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their
underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then
apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing
oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination."
"The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings , MT ,
that's about 550 miles from here."
"Good grief, is that where the job is?"
"No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now."
Andy author unknown
sent in by Will
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Sounds fair to me, except I don't know where Billings, Montana is
I bet it is. It is funny.
Hee hee!! That may help to thin out the real estate industry by at least half! While the guys are in line we can sell houses! Happy New Year!
Karin Elliott, IBA Mountain Homes
Ed..I really don,t either..LOL
Happy New Year!
Rita.....Sounds to good to be true ..LOL
Happy New Year!
Karin... When it sounds to good to be true it usually is...LOL
Happy New Year!
HELPFULHANNAH
Very funny Hannah, except it's too cold in Billings, Montana right now!
Gary... It is a great job if you dress warm and need the money $$$..LOL
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
HELPFULHANNAH
LOL. That's a great joke Hannah. Good way to start the new year.
Happy new year!
Steve
LOL, good one Hannah ! Thanks for the laugh : )
Good one Karin. Getting rid of the male competition by sending them to the end of the line in Billings!
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hahaha. Thank goodness the prep for those exams aren't quite like that in real life!
Thanks for the chuckle Hannah. I'd go for the money, see you in Billings!
That is one MIGHTY long line, but could see that happening with that description.
Hi Hannah: That was hilarious - thank you for sharing it with us.
:)
LOL! :)
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Thank you Hannah!
Well, with job prospects the way they are, Hannah, you gotta go where the work is, right? :) I know a few men who would gladly stand in line for something like this. They just don't think about all the different sizes and shapes of women who get an exam. I loved this one. Thanks for sharing.