*** BABY’S FIRST VISIT ***
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
“Breast-fed,” she replied.
“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, “No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.”
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Very Funny Hanna, I didn't see the punch line coming :)
Bill
Bill.. So Glad you like it ..have a great day ..and Smile..:0)
Hannah
Hannah, this is funny, I also didn't expect that for a punch line, and granny smile for the rest of the day too
Now that is funny Hannah!
What a great day to start the week,
Paul
ED... I thought you might like that...:0)
Paul.. It was just my speed Too ! Have a Great Day !
HANNAH
Hannah ---- that was really good -- I did not see the punch line coming, either. That was a really good laugh out loud for me.
LIZ... It gave me a great chuchle and I wanted to share ..LOL
HELPFULHANNAH
Finally, someone that has learned how to take advantage of doctors instead of the other way around. That's great.
Hannah,
Mee too, I didn't see it coming; neither did granny, but she was smiling for the rest of the day.
Hello Hannah - I didn't see it coming either. Great job.
Hi Hannah,
Well, that one crept up on me!! Didn't expect that at all. LOL
Steve
Personally Hannah, I have always loved this joke...
JL..This one surprised me and put a smile on my face...:0)
Terry..I didn't see it either..:0)
Andy..These are the best jokes ..the ones that make us all smile..;0)
Steve ..Well if it surprised you it really was a good one ..:0)
Gary..So good to see you..it was a new one for me.. ..have a great day my friend
HELPFULHANNAH
That was hilarious. I love jokes that the punchlines I honestly don't have a hint at the way they'll turn out! This was one of those. FUNNY!