Joke of the Day: Baby's First Visit XX

 

 

*** BABY’S FIRST VISIT ***



A
woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.



Breast-fed,” she replied.



“Well, s
trip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered.
Joke of the Day: Baby's first visit



She did. He
pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the
doctor said, “No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.”



“I know,” she said, “
I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.”

 

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14 commentsHannah Williams • January 25 2010 10:22AM

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Very Funny Hanna, I didn't see the punch line coming :)

 

Bill

Posted by Bill Jones - Realtor® (403-701-1739) Airdrie & Calgary Area Homes and Condos (Century21 Castlewood Agencies - "Homes By Jones") about 1 month ago

Bill..  So Glad you like it ..have a great day ..and Smile..:0)

Hannah

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max affiliates NE) about 1 month ago

Hannah, this is funny, I also didn't expect that for a punch line, and granny smile for the rest of the day too

Posted by Ed Silva CDPE, GRI, ABR, Real Estate Agent (RE/MAX PARTNERS, LLC, Prospect, Ct) about 1 month ago

Now that is funny Hannah!

What a great day to start the week,
Paul

Posted by Paul Henderson, Realtor ® Lacey, DuPont or Hartstene Pointe WA. (RE/MAX Professionals & Four Seasons Inc.) about 1 month ago

ED... I thought you might like that...:0)

Paul.. It was just my speed Too ! Have a Great Day !

HANNAH

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max affiliates NE) about 1 month ago

Hannah ---- that was really good -- I did not see the punch line coming, either. That was a really good laugh out loud for me.
                                                               

Posted by Liz Loadholt- AgentOwned Realty- Covering SC about 1 month ago

LIZ... It   gave me a great chuchle and I wanted to share ..LOL

HELPFULHANNAH

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max affiliates NE) about 1 month ago

Finally, someone that has learned how to take advantage of doctors instead of the other way around. That's great.

Posted by JL Boney, III Columbia, SC Real Estate (Russell and Jeffcoat) about 1 month ago

Hannah,

Mee too, I didn't see it coming; neither did granny, but she was smiling for the rest of the day.

Posted by Terry Chenier (Homelife Glenayre Realty) about 1 month ago

Hello Hannah - I didn't see it coming either.  Great job.

Posted by Andy Chaudoir (Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas) about 1 month ago

Hi Hannah,

Well, that one crept up on me!! Didn't expect that at all. LOL

Steve 

Posted by Steve Merson CNE, e-PRO (512) 785 1638 (Keller Williams Realty) about 1 month ago

Personally Hannah, I have always loved this joke...

Posted by Gary Woltal - Associate Broker REALTOR® Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) about 1 month ago

JL..This one surprised me and put a smile on my face...:0)

Terry..I didn't see it either..:0)

Andy..These are the best jokes ..the ones that make us all smile..;0)

Steve ..Well if it  surprised you it really was a good one ..:0)

Gary..So good to see you..it was a new one for me.. ..have a great day my friend

HELPFULHANNAH

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max affiliates NE) about 1 month ago

That was hilarious.  I love jokes that the punchlines I honestly don't have a hint at the way they'll turn out!  This was one of those.  FUNNY!

Posted by Carla Muss-Jacobs, ABR, CEBA, e-PRO, Realtor (Principal Broker/Owner EBA Portland, LLC) 18 days ago

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