This is so true! 
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter...
Mess with seniors and you're going to LOSE!
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Hannah ---- thanks for the great LOL
Liz...I don't think you can use this one..but isn't it a funny but true one...thanks
HelpfulHannah
After a good glass of Merlot this was real funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh !!!!!!!
Hannah, Thank you for the laugh, it's a great Friday Funny. I can relate, I used to work in doctor's offices and we'd ask over the phone which didn't stop people from coming in and announcing issues anyway :)
Hannah...that was a good one...a laugh out loud one.
Hannah, that not only had me laughing out loud, I needed to wipe away the tears. I like it, Thanks for the laugh
Hello Hannah - Thanks for the laugh. Have a great weekend.
Hannah
That's a funny story.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
Funny stuff. I never mess with Seniors ,I'm not smart enough =)
Michael...don't ya just love seniors...LOL
Carole..I just loved this one..Thanks
Rebecca...I always wish I could do that..LOL
Ed...Glad you enjoyed it as much as I did..have a good one!
Hi Andi...have a great weekend and be sre to smile...lol
LOU...I thought so too ...thanks..:0)
Paul...I don't mess with them either..I love them!
HELPFULHANNAH
Hannah ~ I can imagine my grandfather doing something like that. He loved to put people in their place when they needed it, but didn't know it! HA!
That's soooo funny! My dad would never do that, but I know plenty of older folks that I think would!
That's really good!! Thanks!
Hannah--this is still funny on Sunday. Thanks. Mary
Hannah--Gotta love all the great lines credited to seniors! That one had me on the floor! Hope you are well.
Thank you Hannah, I really like this one. I might try and use it next time I go see my doctor...
Antonio
Hannah, I went looking for a laugh and found your post. I've forwarded to a couple people who will get a big laugh out of it too. Thanks.
ok, now i didn't see that one coming :) cute...
Hannah, I'm here via Mirela Monte post about "funny posts". I've read a few posts so far, but this one I just had to tell you how funny I think it is. I'm still smiling and probably will be for the rest of the evening.
Hannah: I am kinda late getting here... but this is just too funny ! Made me smile after a long day. And yes, I got here by way of Mirela's post as well.