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LOL Friday: Very Short Story

 

 

LOL Friday: Very short  Story

Very Short Story

Man driving down road.

Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought For the Day:

LOL Friday: Very short Story

If men would just listen



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25 commentsHannah Williams • March 12 2010 09:48PM

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This is pretty darn funny. Thanks for the laughs.

Posted by Sandy Wagner, Short Sale Specialist Tacoma, WA, and Gig Harbor, WA (RE/MAX Professionals 253.225.8322) about 2 years ago

Hannah

Funny story, thanks for sharing.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Posted by Lou Ludwig CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC, e-PRO, (Ludwig & Associates) about 2 years ago

hahahahahahah !!!! .... another good example of that common phrase !!! lol

Posted by Sheldon Neal ~ That British Agent ~ Bergen County NJ (Bergen County, NJ - RE/MAX Real Estate Limited) about 2 years ago

ha!  Thanks for the laugh!! I really needed that. LOL!

Posted by Jenny Durling- Search Silver Lake homes for sale. Los Feliz, Eagle Rock, L.A. CA (L.A. Property Solutions) about 2 years ago

LOL, Hannah. I've heard that before but it always makes me laugh. Good message in them words!

Jeff

Posted by Jeff Dowler ~ Carlsbad Homes for Sale ~ 760-840-1360 (Solutions Real Estate (CA DRE Lic. # 01490977)) about 2 years ago

Sandy..Short but sweet ...:0)

Lou... Had to Share that one ..Great to se you ...:0)

Sheldon....Surprise ending...but cute...:0)

Jenny....You are very welcome ...have a good one..:0)

HELPFULHANNAH

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) about 2 years ago

JEFF ..I didn't see you ...made me laugh too...and laughing is good ...:0)

Hannah

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) about 2 years ago

Hannah ~ Ok, that was my laugh for the day in the Rain :)

Posted by Mel Peterson - The Naked Blogger (Real Estate Cafe LLC) about 2 years ago

It's good to laugh, thanks.

Posted by Dan Tabit (Northstone Real Estate Inc.) about 2 years ago

Melinda...so good to laugh in the Rain and have fun...:0)

Dan..you are so right ..Makes one FEEL GOOD ! ...Thanks...:0)

HELPFULHANNAH

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) about 2 years ago

;-)

Posted by Kathy Judy (Tri-Cities Real Estate) about 2 years ago

Hannah!  That was great.  I laughed out loud.  Have a nice night.

Posted by Olga Diaz Potter, Mng Broker, CRS, ASP, ePRO, ABR (COLDWELL BANKER TOMLINSON) about 2 years ago

Hannah - that one was new to me.  Made me laugh out loud.  Thanks for sharing and a very good message too  ;-)

Posted by Rick Pelleriti-MBA. Freedom Mortgage (Freedom Mortgage) about 2 years ago

The man listened, he just didn't understand or heard what he wanted to hear. We sometimes listen, but we don't always hear. This can be a great lesson for agents man or woman.

Posted by George & Arlene Paukert (Road to Wealth, Inc.) about 2 years ago

Hannah, that could never happen to me, I am well trained in the 'Yes Dear' response

Posted by Ed Silva CDPE, GRI, ABR, Real Estate Agent (RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754) about 2 years ago

Yikes!  That is hilarious!

Posted by Jason Sanders (TVPG Labs) about 2 years ago

Hannah ----I love this story --- where in the world do you come up with all of your funny stories?
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Posted by Liz Loadholt- AgentOwned Realty- Covering SC about 2 years ago

Hannah. a hilarious joke.  I could just imagine his surprise to see a pig :)

Posted by Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor WV Real Estate in Greenbrier County (Coldwell Banker Stuart & Watts Real Estate) about 2 years ago

Hi Hannah ~ Excellent one!! I love it.  Sort of a sign of the times too - people waaaay to quick to leap to the nastiest conclusion.

Liz

Posted by Elizabeth Bolton - Cambridge MA Real Estate Agent (Coldwell Banker Cambridge, Massachusetts) about 2 years ago

Hannah, I loved it.....a good day with all this rain we're having for a good laugh.

Posted by Laura Cerrano and Carole Provenzale Owner, Feng Shui Long Island & New York (Feng Shui Long Island & New York City/Feng Shui Manhattan ) about 2 years ago

Howdy and mornen there Hannah

Sure did get a mighty fine hoot out of reading the story.

Posted by Vermont Residential and Commercial Properties Inspector Dale Baker (Baker Residential and Commercial Properties Inspections) about 2 years ago

Hi Hannah,

LOL. That's hilarious!!  Thank you for that! I do love your sense of humor.

Steve 

Posted by Steve Merson CNE, e-PRO (512) 785 1638 (Keller Williams Realty) about 2 years ago

Hi Hannah ~ Back to say that I've told this joke several times. I love it! It's not often that I can remember a good joke. Thanks!

Liz

Posted by Elizabeth Bolton - Cambridge MA Real Estate Agent (Coldwell Banker Cambridge, Massachusetts) about 2 years ago

I was just talking with my friends at knitting group, about why men don't listen to women. I wish I had read your story first! LOL

Posted by Joetta Fort, Realtor Homes Denver to Boulder (Equity Colorado) about 2 years ago

Hello Hannah - Thanks for the laugh.  Have a great week.

Posted by Andy Chaudoir (Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas) about 2 years ago

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