Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Old Lady: I am 94 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words,
what happened the night of April 1st?
Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch,
on a warm spring evening, when a young man came creeping
up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good.
Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Old Lady: He began to rub all over of my body.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I hadn't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just lay down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"
And that's when I shot the little bastard!
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Hannah
Thanks for sharing the funny story.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
Hannah, we're getting close to it, I love April Fool's Day whether giver or receiver. Good one!
This is why I always look forward to Friday Hannah, your humor...
I hope you're having a great Friday!
Paul
hardy har har ;)
Good one Hannah! Love the holiday humor!
Liz
Hello Hannah - Thanks for the laugh. Have a great weekend.
OH MY! That is sooo funny. I love your Friday funnies!
Sounds like a justifiable cause to me! That's very funny.
Hannah, all things being equal, it was probably deserved. Get all ready for a party and nothing happens
That was a good one Hannah!
Hi Hannah,
That's just hilarious. LOL. Think I may have heard it before but it still cracked me up!!!
Steve
Thats so funny. Didnt see it being an April Fools joke.
Howdy and evenen there Hannah
This sure was a mighty good one, thank you kindly for the hoot of a post to read.
Hannah, if I were on her jury, I'd say this was justifiable homicide!
That's hilarious! I didn't see that ending.
Good one!
Now featured on the Optimist Group.
You got me ! I didn't see this one coming !!!!(*L*) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL It's 4:00 in the freaking morning and I'm having fun reading all the jokes! Thanks Hannah - I didn't see that on coming either.
Wow, you reminded me that April Fool's Day is just around the corner. Thanks for the morning laugh.
It's just around the corner! Thanks for the giggle.
You have to be prepared to close the deal, once an offer is made...no fooling around with lonely old lady.
Hannah, I did not see that coming! Thanks for the friday fun!
Hi Hannah--Like Rob--I didn't see that coming! Like Steve said "be prepared to close the deal!"
OMG that was great! I need to work up something good for April Fools. Great reminder.
Hannah...that was a LOL. Thanks for sharing. You don't mess with a 94 year old.
thats scary stuff :) love it...
Hannah, the last two of your jokes that I read are at the top of my list for grins...very funny.