Fred and Larry got married in California.
They couldn't afford a honeymoon so, they go back to Fred's Mom and
Dad's house for their first married night together.
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In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and
has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to
school, he asks his mom if Fred and Larry are up yet.

She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Larry up
yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back
to school!'
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Larry up
yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, fine, tell me what you think.'

He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I
gave him my airplane glue.'
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What a night to remember, lol. It's funny!
Rita..Thanks I almost fell off the chair..LOL
Hannah,
WOW, I think that was funny. I do not know if I would be brave enough to post this joke, but you did make ke laugh
LOL!! Oh my God Hannah! I'm with Eric on this one.. I don't think I would have had the guts to post this joke either...Well, maybe on Facebook LOL... But I'm glad you did!!! That was funny!
~ Vienna
Hannah
Thaat' a funny one.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
Well, I guess boys will be boys. And this boy is on board with Eric and Vienna. But not worries, all in good fun. Have a great weekend.
Hannah, even I would have thought twice about this one, and I have come close at times. BUTT it is funny!
Hannah ---- that is tooooo funny ---- thanks for the laugh.
Eric..Funny is Funny..Thanks
Vienna...Why brave?? Funny is funny ..LOL
Lou..Laughter is the best medicine...:0)
John...All in fun ...Thank you :0)
Michael...Opps is right ...:0)
ED..BUTT IT IS SOOO FUNNY laughed Out loud !
Liz...Have a great weekend ..so good to see your smiling face ...Thanks
Again, very funny stuff Hannah! Thanks for the chuckle. I look forward to LOL Friday!
Very very very cute ! Thanks for the laugh Hannah. I nice way to start off the morning : )
Hello Hannah - Thanks for the laugh. That was funny! Have a great week.
Hi Hannah,
I think I saw that one coming but still made me laugh out loud! LOL
Steve
Well now Hannah........that certainly creates a visual for this mind that reads in pictures........LOL
wow... I dont know what to say. LOL ! You are killing me !
OMG Hannah - That is so funny! However, I want you to know that whole scenario could happen in a lot of places - not just California. . .LOL
Hannah: OMG, that is so bad! I just burst out laughing.
Now featured on the Optimist Group for LOL Friday.
Yikes and thanks for the laugh.
Hannah--I almost fell off my chair too! It pays to check the labels!