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Joke of the day : The Hormone Guide

The  Hormone Guide
Women will u
nderstand this!                                joke of the  day : the hormone guide
Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


DANGEROUS


SAFER


SAFEST


ULTRA  SAFE


What's for
dinner?


Can I help you
with dinner?


Where would you like
to go for dinner?


Here, have some wine.


Are you
wearing that?


You sure
look good in brown!


WOW! Look at you!


Here, have some wine


What are you
so worked up about?


Could we be
overreacting?


Here's my paycheck.


Here, have some wine.


Should you be
eating that?


You know, there are
a lot of apples left.


Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?


Here, have some wine.


What did you
DO all day?


I hope you didn't
over-do it today.


I've always loved you
in that robe!


Here, have some wine.

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12 commentsHannah Williams • April 10 2010 09:38AM

Comments

That is good - will have to give that to my husband. Have  great weekend.

Posted by Jody Lautenbach (Century 21 Premier Associates) about 2 years ago

That sums it up nicely Hannah. No wonder I spend so much money dining out. On top of that, it always has to be a restaurant where she can order wine!

Posted by Dan Benefield (Benefield Realty) about 2 years ago

Jody....Glad you liked it ..pass it on..Have a great one ..:0)

Dan... You are a smart man ...:0)

HELPFULHANNAH

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) about 2 years ago

I hope the wine is stocked pretty good!  Thanks for the post, Hannah.

Posted by Tamara Camden Vacation Rental Agent (All Rentals 2 Remember, inc.) about 2 years ago

Tamara ..I prefer ..Greygoose on the rocks w/lemon...:0)

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) about 2 years ago

Hannah, when I come in, I usually wait a few seconds to see which way the wind is blowing, if I know there's storm brewing, I ask if she'd like me to cook. Whenever I cook she orders right off the menu. Thanks for sharing

Posted by Ed Silva CDPE, GRI, ABR, Real Estate Agent (RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754) about 2 years ago

Hannah - LOL  Works for me!  Going to send this to hubby.  :)

Posted by Donne Knudsen CalState Realty Services (Los Angeles & Ventura Counties in CA) about 2 years ago

Hannah - that is a crack up.  I will show to my wife and I know she will love it!

Posted by Rick Pelleriti-MBA. Freedom Mortgage (Freedom Mortgage) about 2 years ago

Hannah:  I love it!  I re-blogged and posted on the Facebook Community "Laughter is the Best Medicine".  Now Featured on the Optimist Group.

Posted by Mirela Monte, Your Myrtle Beach Real Estate Connection about 2 years ago

Ed..  I hope the wind is blowing cool...:0)

Donna..Glad you like it ..Hope Hubby does too..Thanks

Rick..I love to make Rainers laugh and crack up ..Thanks ..:0)

Mirela..Laughter is the best medicine ..Thanks for the reblog and the feature ..:0)

HELPFULHANNAH

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) about 2 years ago

Hi Hannah,

I just love that post! LOL. Yes, I always keep my wine well stocked!

Steve

Posted by Steve Merson CNE, e-PRO (512) 785 1638 (Keller Williams Realty) about 2 years ago

Hannah - My husband generally takes the safest route with the chocolate. It works miracles on me.

Posted by Suzanne Strickler - Delaware County, Southeastern PA (Realty Mark Suburban) about 2 years ago

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