IRISH VIAGRA
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on
reviving. Her husband's libido. “What about trying Viagra?” asked the doctor.
“Not a chance”, she said. “He won't even take an aspirin.”
“Not a problem,” replied the doctor. “Give him an 'Irish Viagra’. Drop the Viagra
tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week
to let me know how things went.”
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to
her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, “Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was
horrid! Just terrible, doctor!”
“Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost
immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants
a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth
flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on
the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”
“Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, “Do you mean the sex your husband
provided wasn't good?”
“Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin'
here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”
Author unknown sent in by annie
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I usually see the punch line coming, but not this time. A great joke and safe for mixed company...well, my mixed company anyway.
Dave..I am Happy you enjoyed it mixed..not shaken or stirred..lol
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Every time I hear this one, I get a big smile. Good one Hannah.
Hey, Hannah! You totally cracked me up with this one!
Very cute. I'll be sharing this with all my Irish friends for sure. Thanks for the chuckles.
Rick..Laughing is great ..:0)thanks
Pat... Laughter is the best medicine..LOL
Tom..It was a Hoot ...share it please !
HelpfulHannah
Hannah, if you try that sort of thing at the Star Bucks around here you would get your own table name after you.
Hi Hannah ~ Good one!! The punch line's a killer.
Liz
Nice one Hannah! Funny.. -Ingrid
Howdy and mornen to you Hannah
What a mighty fine hoot I got as I read this here blog post of yours.
Hello Hannah - Thanks for the laugh. About half way through I saw the punchline coming. Thanks again.
Hannah, Thanks for the chuckle. Unlike Andy I was not expecting the punchline.
Hannah, that is a good one! Thanks for starting the weekend the right way.