What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, 
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there, its theBullshit andAss Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now I know why some people are where they are!
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Hannah,
Ha! I'm going to use this one. Perfect for so many situations.
Rich
Hannah: Great post, thanks for sharing! As for a demonstration of giving more than 100%, I witnessed the following exercise in a class where I mentor high school kids: The teacher asked the students to raise their hands as high as they could. Then she asked them to raise them higher. Everyone did. Try it with a group of people and see what happens! :)
Giving 100% and never saying "Aw that's good enough." If you were a true work-a-holic...which who really is unless you would say "Thank God It's Monday", every day can be a Friday. It's all how you react to the people, events, joys and obstacles in your life path. Make it fun, help others, roll easy and don't get shook up. Also saw an ad for a device that says this widget will cut your work in half, by 50%. Okay, I'll take two.
Great post!!! and so true all the time!!! I love the analagies!
Hannah, that should have come with some kind of warning! For me, lately, Fridays are watch the grandson day, he was sleeping next to me, I burst out laughing, he is now wide awake!
Very very very good!
This is the funniest thing I have seen today........definitely something to share! :o)
Hannah....so that is why I am not at the top :) Very funny, thanks!
Hannah - Very funny. I had seen this previously but still a good reminder for us all... lol Hope all is well by you.
Hannah, I can't even begin to count the number of times I have been called out for 103% effort. Giving 118% all depends on who's suggesting. Thanks for sharing
I am changing my efforts and personality to conform to the tenants of this mathematical certainty
Hannah
Great post, I agree with more or less or I'm sure.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
Hi Hannah ~ Guess I'll never be a member of the 118% club! Too funny - love it!
Liz
Hannah: This was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GOOD!!!
Now featured on the Optimist Group, even though it's no longer Friday.
I've also entered it in the new Facebook Group:
"Laughter is The Best Medicine"
Come and join us there!
LOL This is wonderful, Hannah!
Brilliant, love it!
Hello Hannah - I guess I've had it wrong all these years. Thanks fpr the laugh.
That's great. I really didn't see that one coming.