Philadelphia Real Estate Helpful News and Views : Friday Funnies :Renting a Room

Friday Funnies :Renting a Room

Friday funnies: Renting a room

 

Mrs. Yetta Rosenberg gets off the plane in Miami and, being tired from the flight, goes to the first hotel she sees in order to get a room. She walks up to the desk and tells the clerk, "I'm Mrs. Yetta Rosenboig, and I desire a room for de night."

The clerk looks disdainfully at her and coldly says,                          Friday funnies: Renting a room
"I'm sorry, madam, but our hotel is "completely booked."

Just then, a man with his suitcase in hand, drops his key and a check at the desk, and heads for the door.

"Oy, vot luck, says Mrs. Rosenberg. "I can take 'his' room."

"I'm sorry, madam," says the clerk, "but I thought you understood my meaning. To be blunt, we do not cater to Jews."

"Jews?" exclaims Mrs. Rosenberg. "So, who's a Jew? I'm a Cat'lic."

In obvious disblief, the clerk asks her,
"If you're a Catholic, then answer this question:
Who is the Son of God?"

"Dot's easy," says Mrs. Rosenberg,
"Jesus Christ."                                                             

The clerk, still not convinced, then asks,
"Who was Jesus' mother and father?"

"Mary and Joseph," replies Mrs. Rosenberg , testily.

Then the clerk asks, "And where was Jesus born?"

"In a manger in a barn,"
answers Mrs. Rosenberg, becoming agitated.

"And why was Jesus born in a manger in a barn?" asks the clerk.

"Cause a schmuck like you vouldn't rent a room to Jews!!!"
Friday funnies: Renting a room
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15 comments • Hannah Williams • September 11 2010 12:22AM

Comments

Thanks for the laugh. It is a good way to end the day.

Posted by George Bennett, Principal Broker, GRI (Neath The Wind Realty) over 1 year ago

For me, nice beginning of the 'weekend' at an early hour..thanks.

Posted by Praful Thakkar - Real Estate Consultant Andover,Burlington,Woburn,Wilmington MA (Keller Williams Realty) over 1 year ago

thanks for the laugh.. nice to retire for the night on..

Posted by Darren Revell (Keller Williams Realty - East Foothill) over 1 year ago

:)  Thanks Hannah for the humor!

Posted by Jason Watton Realtor® Scottsdale Arizona Homes for Sale (Realty One Group of Scottsdale, AZ) over 1 year ago

Too funny Hannah. Thanks, I needed that this morning...

Posted by Michael Thornton - Nashville, TN area Home Inspector - 615.661.0297 (Complete Home Inspections, Inc.) over 1 year ago

Hi Hannah, that is one of the better jokes on AR this week!  Nice post.

Posted by Dan Edward Phillips, Realtor and Broker/Owner (Dan Edward Phillips) over 1 year ago

Thanks for the laugh Hannah, gotta send this along to a couple of Jewish friends.  They'll get a kick out of it too.

Posted by Al Raymondi, Ocean View Realty Group in Ormond Beach Florida over 1 year ago

Omg that was so funny!

Posted by Debra Walsh Hudson Valley NY Real Esta 845.294.8800 (Keller Williams Realty Goshen, NY - Realtor) over 1 year ago

OK, now THAT was funny!  HAHAHAH!  I am still giggling.  Great one!

Posted by Chris Alston (Keller Williams Realty, Cupertino California) over 1 year ago

Hannah, that is funny! 

Posted by Tony Cannon, e-PRO & Darcy Cannon, SFR - The C Team (RE/Max Velocity Realty) over 1 year ago

Hannah, that's funny, I'll take it as one of my Monday funnies. Like to start the week properly, thanks

Posted by Ed Silva CDPE, GRI, ABR, Real Estate Agent (RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754) over 1 year ago

LOL...there may be some thruth to that.  Thanks for the evening funny

Posted by William Feela Realtor 651-674-5999 No. Branch,MN (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) over 1 year ago

Thanks for the laughs today! I had to pass this one along!

Posted by W. Darrell Walters - Envoy Mortgage Ltd over 1 year ago

This definitely made me laugh.   Thank goodness it is more a joke and less reality as time goes by for not just the Jewish community but all 'groups'.     

Posted by Diane Friesen (Century 21 Coastal Realty Ltd.) over 1 year ago

Hanna! you Always make me laugh...

Posted by Kathleen Frawley, CDPE South County Sacramento, (Keller Williams Sacramento CA 916 730-4404) over 1 year ago

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