A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a
note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He
thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to
clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,
'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean
2.5 gallons?'
The blonde said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my
bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and
beautiful again.' The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'
(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.... )
The blonde said, 'No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my
eyes.'
Laughter is the best medicine!
author unknown joke sent by Arnie
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That is too stinkin funny... I loved it, thank you so much for sharing, can never get enough blond jookes.
Thanks for the giggle, Helpful Hannah! I never would have guessed what her response would be, but I was a little confused after the "pasteurized" line. :)
Leilani
In the Midwest, we'd probably use the term "breasts" instead..then again, maybe not ;)
Good for a smile for sure. Thanks for the laugh and keep the smiles coming:)
Classic. I am running to the bedroom to pass this one on to my wife.
Good morning Hannah. She may want to drop a few smart pills in the water...
thanks for the chuckle Hannah! Hope you had a fabulous Thanksgiving! Enjoy your week-end...
Great one - thanks for sharing! I too, was unsure about the pasteurized comment...
Hannah, funny. But 25 gallons may not even reach her navel
Thanks for the chuckle Hannah, see you in few days...
What a riot, Hannah! Love it!
Look out the AR are censors are watching, snicker, snicker...
At least she knew how much she wanted and how to save a back or two. Thanks for the chuckle
Arrggggghhhh.
Hannah
Another great one, you made my day.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
LOL, that is funny!
OMG I wasn't expecting that one!
Blonde jokes are great and that one was really funny!
Hannah, great joke and was trying to guess her answer...never expected the answer she gave the milkman :)
That one was way to funny!