WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
Taken from papers written by a class of
8-year-olds.
You'll love it:
Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of
their own. They like other peoples.'
A grandfather is a man & a grandmother is a lady!
Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we
come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run.
It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money.
When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like
pretty leaves and caterpillars.
They show us and talk to us about the colors of the flowers and
also why we shouldn't step on 'cracks.'
They don't say, 'Hurry up.'
Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes.
They wear glasses and funny underwear.
They can take their teeth and gums out.
Grandparents don't have to be smart.
They have to answer questions like 'Why isn't God married?'
and 'How come dogs chase cats?'
When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we
ask for the same story over again.
Everybody should try to have a grandmother,
especially if you don't have television because they are the only grownups
who like to spend time with us.
They know we should have snack time before bed time,
and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we've acted bad.
A 6-YEAR-OLD WAS ASKED WHERE HIS GRANDMA LIVED.
''OH,'' HE SAID, ''SHE LIVES AT THE AIRPORT, AND WHEN WE WANT HER,
WE JUST GO GET HER. THEN WHEN WE'RE DONE HAVING HER VISIT,
WE TAKE HER BACK TO THE AIRPORT.''
GRANDPA IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH! HE TEACHES ME GOOD THINGS,
BUT I DON'T GET TO SEE HIM ENOUGH TO GET AS SMART AS HIM!
It's funny when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.
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Great post! Made me laugh.
Pat and Steve ..Being a Grandparent I had to laugh too especially at the last one ! lol
Have a wonderul Friday
HelpfulHannah
The one about grandma at the airport is me. My granddaughter thinks I live there. Whenever she sees a picture of the Denver airport on the news she says "let go get GG."
Hannah, my favorite "When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like
pretty leaves and caterpillars.'
I cannot wait....
Hannah - Oh thank yo so much for the post!!! I am still laughing at the grandparent living at the airport answer!
Cindy..Mine live very close to me ..In fact the picture of the girl is one of my 4 ..:0)
Gerry.. They are the best ..you can give them back!!! LOL
April.. I am so happy you enjoyed it !! thank you
Have a wonderful Friday !
Hannah
Hannah, very funny, and the one about the gas leaks is hysterical. Thanks
Ed.. I liked that one myself ...LOL
Hannah
Hannah, all the remarks are funny ... you've gotta love kids!!!
Hannah, Those remarks are all so cute. This post should make everyone who reads it smile.
Rebecca ..Kids do say the darndest things ..I do love them! Thanks
Gary .. Laughter is the best medicine ..Is it not! Thanks so much !!
have a Great Week!
HelpfulHannah
Hannah--this is as priceless as grandkids. LOL
Mary..Grandkids and Grandparents what a team!
Hannah