Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment (UI)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gasoline Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
HydroTax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax 
Prescription Drug Tax
Provincial Income and sales tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Federal Tax
Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
--- and in 2010 the HST
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago, &
our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in "Heck" happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
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Hi Hannah, it is scary how many taxes there are.
Wow, that is really crazy to see listed out!
Liz .. I know It is a joke ..I think
Sylvie.. I guess you are not laughing either ..:0)
Have a Great weekend
Whoops don't forget the new tax on tanning! ;)
Andres.. I like that one !!! and your humor ! Great to see you !!!
Helpfulhannah
I can't imagine that we didn't have a national debt 60 years ago. We had just come out of a World War, still had troops in Europe and Japan and other parts of East Asia. But then I can remember when gas was 25 cents a gallon. We were hard pressed to use up $2.00 of gas running around on a Saturday night! ;-)
Hannah, all of these taxes are no laughing matter. Iam hoping the politicians are succssful at cutting them down to size. Hey, we can always hope!
Hannah - Those darn politicians ! Too many taxes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funny, but not funny : ) .
Hope all is well in Hannah's world : ) ~ Chris
Hannah - Ya funny but not funny....ugh....
I agree with Robert, funny but oh so not funny.
I completely agree with Michael!
Ouch, touchy subject! Thanks goodness I'm alive...wouldn't want to pay the taxes associated with dying!
I heard it said once - The reason that government treasureis are so secure? The government has unlimited power to tax its people!
Thanks for giving me a headache!
Phil
That is unbelievable. I didn't realize our stats :)