Why, Why, Why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when
we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds'
when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say
there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,
but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use
the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something
that's falling off the table you always manage
to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm
as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE.........
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons
are suffering from some sort of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends --
if they're okay, then it's you.
Have a good day.... Life is good!
Selling or Buying a Home is No Laughing Matter!
I get the job done with a smile and experience!
HelpfulHannah Philadelphia Real Estate
Agent at Re/Max Eastern inc 215 953 8800
215 820 3376 cell phone
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Oh yes. Why do those bugs get into the light fixtures. Good laugh for Friday, Hannah. Thank you.
Hannah, Interesting questions! The batteries in one of our ceiling fan/light remotes are apparently dying and I DO press harder on the buttons :)
You know Hannah, I have wondered many of the same things...
Hannah, like Michael, I too have wondered many of those things. And why do dogs dislike you blowing in their face and yet love sticking their head out the car window to feel the breeze?
Hannah
I'm going to check out three friends out on Saturday.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
So many questions in life but so darn little time to answer all of them...
I have heard all of these before and they are still just as funny!
Hannah - These are all very good questions which I too have thought about on occasions.... Funny post thanks for the laugh... Hope all in well in Pa.
OH No. My 3 best friends are just fine :)