This morning on the freeway,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new
Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds...
to continue shaving
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric shaver
Which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand.
In all The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
It knocked
My Cell Phone
Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs!
Splashed,
And burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
Ruined the damn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call.
Damn women drivers!
Selling or Buying a Home is No Laughing Matter!
I get the job done with a smile and experience!
HelpfulHannah Philadelphia Real Estate
Agent at Re/Max Eastern inc 215 953 8800
215 820 3376 cell phone
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Thanks for the Friday morning smile Hannah. Hope you have a great weekend.
Thank you for a good laugh! Perfect way to start a day! I'm sure this joke is based on some "real life" facts:)
Ok, that was a good one! Thanks fro the laugh.
Thanks for a laugh!
Hannah, Thanks! An oldie but a goodie.
You put a smile on my face causing me to drop my phone cradled in my shoulder, and then my coffee as I tried to grab the phone and I turned my knee verring the car wildly to the right trying to catch the phone... Well you know where this is going I guess.
Our home grown Canadian Red Green TV show taught me the man's prayer:
"I'm a man. I can change, if I have to, I guess."
Oh that was fantastic! Great joke and a good funny for the day.
That is funny...I do not think I could get away with writing this post...but I loved laughing at it...lol
I'm feeling the pain for Big Jim and the twins. Thanks for sharing
I hate it when I get distracted by a woman and her makeup! Have a great Friday!
Ouch...women drivers. Gary that is hilarious!
Big Jim and the twins... ha ha... got to love a man's perspective Hannah.
Good one, Hannah! Hope you have a wonderful weekend!
Hannah...now that was hilarious...
Cindy.. Have a great weekend too!
Joanna..Don't we all do this ..LOL
Larry. Glad you enjoyed it
Carla.. You are welcome ..hope it lasts the whole day
John ..You are too funny !! Thanks and hope you have a great day
Laura .. I hope your smile lasts the all day .Thanks
Jeffrey ..Of course you could! Glad it made you laugh..:0)
Ed.. You are too funny ..:0)
Gary ,, me too ..LOL
W.Darrell..I am Hannah ..but glad you had a good laugh ..:0)
Gary.. Men are from Mars ...lol
Denise .. Glad you enjoyed it
Rebecca .. Laughter is the best medicine ..:0)
Thank You
Have a wonderful weekend
HelpfulHannah
Many truths are said in jest. When I lived in Los Angeles I did see drivers brushing their teeth, shaving or putting on makeup while driving on the 405. No cell phones then though.
Mel
Hannah
Funny one would make a great re-post.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
Hannah, sorry, I read it on Saturday, but I did chuckle out loud! Sounds sort of familiar! Have a great weekend!
Too funny
Damn, woman drivers!!! Too funny...
Hannah--I am almost a week late, but so what I had a good laugh reading this post. I will have tune in tomorrow.