Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up
your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised
Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night
thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings,
Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .... .I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a
truck!
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Hi Hannah, I just wanted to drop in and wish you a happy Mother's Day.
Arleen ..Happy Mothers day to you too!
Thank you very much
I hope this joke did not hurt anyones feelings or offend anyone
Hannah
Enjoyed the post, not so far from being what we are seeing today.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
Hannah, this is supposed to make me feel good?
Hannah - Very funny... we enjoyed it of course but you know us.. We are always up for a bit of irony... Have a Happy Mothers Day to you tomorrow...
Hannah....One of the best posts I've read today....LOL but somewhat true.....Thanks!
Hope you have a great day!!---Rob
LOL...good driver are hard to find and don't stay on the job long.
Just stopping by to wish the women in our lives Happy Mother's Day!
Hi Hannah - I've seen that one before but it's still funny. Happy Mother's Day!
Lou ..that is very true
Ed.It is a joke !!! Ha hah
Thank you BOB .glad you enjoyed my sarcasm..Happy Mothers day to Lisa
Rob..thank you ..have a great day too
Russel Ray ..I thank You
Hi John ..I thank you Too
Have a wonderful day
I'm late seeing this, but it made me laugh out loud - too funny! Keep 'em coming. :-)