Man Oh Men
A couple is lying
in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make
you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies,
'I'll miss you.......
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you
call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be
men.
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Q: What do you
call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy..
Sent in By Elaine Feldman author unknown
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Hannah, Hannah, Hannah...
LOL...Hannah, where did you find this book of fiction? LOL
Hannah - nice collection. My wife is still laughing. Enjoy the rest of your day.
I'm going to share these at the office today. Thanks for the morning laugh.
Thanks for the boost, Hannah!
Loved the jokes! The girls and I in the office got a good Friday morning laugh. Thanks for making us smile!!!!!
OK Hannah, what's up? Did you get up on the wrong side of bed??? =]
Alan Alan Alan..hee hee hee
William..I read it in a book! lol
Larry..Great way to start the day !! Laughing !
Debbie..Always glad to share a smile ..:0)
Steve... Laughter is the best medicine!
Rhonda.. A smile in our hearts and on our face what a better way to start the day !!
Paul..I had a dream!!!!
Have a wonderful Day and keep on smiling!!
HelpfulHannah
Hannah, good jokes, are we bashing men today? One for the guys:
What's the difference between your wife yelling at you on the front porch and the dog barking at you on the front porch?
When you let the dog in, the dog shuts up !
Kenneth
Wow ..Didn't mean to get all you guts upset ! it is just a joke..not
No really love you guys
HelpfulHannah
H-m-m-m-m, I resemble those remarks...
LOL - you know I think I'll show these to my husband. ;-)
Gotta LOVE our men! But if we can't laugh then today was a waste. Cute jokes...
Michael ..You are the best!
Mykei... I hope he will enjoy them
Laura Yes we do ...It is all in fun
Have a wonderful Friday
Hel[fulHannah
Hannah, you are bad, bad, bad. Thanks for the laugh.
Whoa Hannah,
Some of those are zingers!!
Phil