2. Grandchildren are God's reward
for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why
some animals eat their young.
1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
4. Children seldom misquote you.
In fact,
they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
is to remind yourself that there are children
more awful than your own
6. We childproofed our homes,
but they are still getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
Be nice to your kids.
They will choose your nursing home one day
Selling or Buying a Home is No Laughing Matter!
I get the job done with a smile and experience!
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My brother always said that the only race should be to potty train them. Cuz once you teach them to talk they don't shut up and once they walk...you chase!
So funny and ... so true!!!
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I plan to pick my own nursing home, thanks anyway. At least that's what I tell my now adult children!
Good morning, Hannah. Yes, funny but oh so true...
I do not have children but those are some seriously funny comments about children's and what to be aware of LOLOL!! Love it!! :)
That's great! I think that's absolutely one of the reasons for our kids parties.
Hannah, This is funny. Being the youngest of six children ... I often wonder how my parents managed the madness.
Larry..Your brother is smart..but It sounds like he has puppies LOL
Tatyana..Yes it is oh so true..especially the thought for the day...:0)
Anne...If you can remember which one it was..LOL
Michael.. Truth is funnier than fiction...but you have to live through it to know..lol
Laura... Yes there are lots of warning signs..like having childdens party...LOL
W,Darrell..You took the words out of my mouth.. also the Heed the advise of the day..lol
Kathleen.. They knew you guys would have children like you and get paybacks...lol
Have a Graet Day and remember to SMILE and Laugh
HelpfulHannah
Hannah
A good Friday Funnies, I enjoyed the post.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
This is really funny. I like the part about chidren repeating what the parents say. I once watched a parent go red a the child repeated something she said about me.
Lou..It is so true ..you have to laugh...:0)
Jennifer..Kids say the darnest things,, Now tht you say that I recall the same ..:0)
Have a wonderful Friday ..Laughter is the Best medicine !!!
Helpfulhannah
Hannah, so so funny and so so true. I like the last one #6.......
We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
Rebecca.. i have to agree with you on that one..it cracked me up too!
Keep on smiling
Hannah
Hannah,
That's pretty funny stuff! Kids are really something, aren't they!
Patricia.. You love and you hate em..but they make life worth living..Don't they!
Hannah
Hannah--It is 5:30 am and I am the only one up, but I am laughing out loud. These are so funny. I ought to make a few PP slides to add humor to my Real Estate training class. Thanks a bunch!
Mary..So Happy you enjoyed it
Have a Wonderful day
Hannah
Hannah
Thought I would check in and see what you have been up too and as usual I can depend on you to start my day off with a smile. Having six kids I can totally relate to everyone of those points !
Laura ..6 kids Oh my .. I have 4 grand kids and when they leave my head is swimming .. You must be a special lady to work and take care of 6 children ..# 6 is for you ..LOL
Hannah