Philadelphia Real Estate Helpful News and Views : Joke of the Day : Four Kids go to Church

Joke of the Day : Four Kids go to Church

Four LITTLE kids were concerned because

four little kids went to a churchthey couldn't get anyone to play with them
They decided it was because they had not been baptized and
didn't go to Sunday school


So they went to the nearest church. But, only the janitor was there.

One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one
will come out and play with us.
Will you baptize us?"

Sure," said the janitor.

He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads
in the toilet bowl, one at a time.
Then he said, "You are now baptized!"

When they got outside, one of them asked,
"'What religion do you think we are?"

The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick,
because they pour the water on you."


"We're not Babtis,
because they dunk all of you in the water..."
"We're not Methdiss,
because they just sprinkle water on you."



The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"

They all joined in asking, 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'

  "I think it means we're Pisskopailians!"

sent in by Marlene and Arnie residents of Delaire Landing

four little kids went to a church

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7 comments • Hannah Williams • July 14 2011 08:29AM

Comments

That was cute, Hannah... thank you for the smile!! 

Posted by Dan Hopper, Denver Realtor® Advocate/Short Sale/Loan Modification (RE/MAX Alliance, www.danhopper.com) 11 months ago

Cure, now we can smile.

Thank you for joke.

Posted by SIB Realty 11 months ago

Hannah thanks for the smile this morning.  Have a great day.

Posted by Cindy Jones-Northern Virginia Real Estate & Military Relocation Services (CJ Realty Group, Inc.) 11 months ago

haha!  That was sweet and funny!  Thanks for the smile to start my busy day!

Posted by Sherri Wellborn, Keller Williams Realty Murfreesboro TN Homes, Real Estate (Benchmark Realty, Murfreesboro) 11 months ago

Hannah, thank you for making my first thing in the morning funny! 

Posted by Patricia Kennedy (Evers & Company Realtors) 11 months ago

Good morning Hannah. Funny for children, I guess but I am not laughing out loud. Good effort and I hope you have a nice day.

Posted by Sheila Anderson Central New Jersey Homes for Sale (RE/MAX Country) 11 months ago

Ha Ha, you will be getting emails from the Episcopalian church now....

Posted by Gary Woltal - Assoc. Broker REALTOR® SFR Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) 11 months ago

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