Choosing a wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing a wife among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then he chose the wife with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Is this really funny ???
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Hannah, a little laugh goes a long way early in the day. Thanks for sharing your humor.
Hannah - thanks for sharing! Sounds about right....heh!
This is sad but true. I really needed a great laugh today. Thanks for sharing the humor.
HMMM, sounds scientific enough to me. LOL. I need to pass this on to a few undecided guys!
You have to wonder about the rationale behind the government paying for Viagra via Medicare yet we have hungry children living in multiple cities around our country.
OMIGOSH this is so funny -- terribly, terribly wrong -- but terribly, terribly funny for all the right reasons!
Hannah, ha ha, who gave you the secret man code book for finding a wife??? Funny stuff. Men are too simple. Must be something to it with self esteem with the females, so many getting breast augmentation.
Good evening, Hannah. That is totally over the top. While big ta-ta's are nice to oggle over... I forget the rest... What were you saying???
Hannah, that's a great giggle producer! I think there may be some truth here.
Hannah
The post made my day, I really enjoyed the post.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
Very funny Hannah. I just hope I can remember it.