One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny
, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!
sent in by Marlene and Arnie residents of Delaire Landing
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Okay, now that's funny! Thanks for the smile ot start the day!
Now that couple knows how to have some fun! Thanks for the laugh!
LOL I love it....I am thinking that hubby won't be making any more smart comments! LOL
Never mess with the woman of the house! lol. Thanks for the great morning laugh!
I have heard that before and it never gets old!
Well, like I often say, If I were caught streaking, they would have to let me go on account of insfficent evidence...
Hannah, great joke of the day, never heard this one before!!!