Doctor or Computer
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My
elbow
hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't
have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies
"There's a diagnostic
computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell
you what's wrong and what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs
ten dollars - A lot cheaper than a doctor."
So, Joe deposits a urine
sample in a small jar and takes it to Costco.
He deposits ten dollars
and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample... He pours the
sample
into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a
printout:
"You have tennis elbow.. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid
heavy activity.. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
Costco.."
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology
was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample
from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample
from
himself for good measure.
Joe hurries back to
Costco, eager to check the results.. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his
concoction, and awaits the results .
The computer prints the
following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a
water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him with
anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her
into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.. Get a
lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never
get better!
Thank you for shopping @
Costco!
sent in by Arnie resident at Delaire Landing
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Hope you have a great weekend Hannah....oh and thanks for the last laugh for the evening.
Good evening Hannah. Yikes. Perfect way to end a hard week with a laugh.
So, Hannah... was that really YOUR sample that was put into that computer at Costco ? Hmmm. If so, I think that tennis elbow is the least of your worries... LOL.
Hannah, That was a good one. Thanks for giving us a friday evening laugh!
Hannah-thanks for the joke, long week and a good laugh feels good. LOL
Cindy I needed a smile and I really had to weed through a bunch of jokes for a smile ...:0)
Randy For the begining of the month and the end of the week we all need a laugh
Karen you are too funny I don't have sperm >>:0)
Have a wonderful Weekend
Kathleen We all need a good laugh on a Friday >>:0)
Adrian I had to read 3 times to get it ..long week is right !
Have a great weekend
ha ha ha ha ha...I wish they Did have a computer like that! And that smart...Remember back when we had Doc in the Box? Wonder why that never went over...
LOL ! Gotta love Costco they cover everything !!
Hope you are well my friend !!!!
John Looks like they are making a comeback!
Sheldon Yes they do ! We need one in this area ! Just getting over a Summer Virus but other wise very well
Hope all is well with you and the family !!
Have a Happy Weekend
HelpfulHannah
Now that is a great Costco Joke =] thanks for the smile Hannah!
Hannah
You make my day, thanks for sharing the funny story.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
Paul Thats what it is all about on Fridays making each other smile
Lou You just made my day and night
Have a Happy weekend
Hannah
Thanks for the humor, needed that on a tired Friday night, great post, what is the world coming to???
This is a good way to end the week. With all the "bad" news, it is good to laugh. Have a great weekend Helpful Hannah!
Hi Hannah,
You certainly know how to bing a bundle of laughter. I really wasn't expecting the joke to end that way.
Have a good weekend!
Hannah... I am going to say that in your case... not having it is a good thing. And I am sure you will agree you are not missing anything... <dorky smile>
That was a cute story! Technology is marvelous! Joe has a curious mind and probaly did not like the results! Enjoy the day!
Hannah = That was a good one. Maybe one day this will happen? Just saying.... have a great weekend Hannah...
Hannah, funny! It shows that sometimes you should leave well enough alone! :-) Have a great weekend.
Mary World is spinning around and round and it comes out here ;0)
Wandanna glad you had a bundle of laughs .that's what Friday's is all about ..:0)
Karen I knew I would get your attention with that one !! Yes I agree 100%
Wayne .. But it was right on !! Was it not ???
Lisa and Bob You never know life is stranger than fiction !
Silvia Don't mess with computers or mother nature LOL
Enjoy your weekend
Helpfulhannah your friend in Philadelphia
An amazing computer there Hannah. I think I will stay away from anyone that accurate with their diagnostics LOL.
Gary I think I agree with you 100%
Hope you are having a wonderful weekend
Hannah
Oh Hannah, sorry I missed the Friday funnies, but they made my Monday evening. Thanks for your friendship.
Hannah, that's a good one -- worth repeating to close friends.