A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an old lady , she was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, ‘I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?’
‘I smoke ten cigars a day,’ she said. ‘Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don't exercise at all.’
‘That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?’
‘Forty,’ she replied.
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LOL... that's about right! At least she's going out doing what she loves, right?
Fred Live hard Die hard or so they say ..
have a great day
Hannah
Hannah, LOL, that is funny! Sometimes it's the miles, not the years! I heard one today, a little girl tells her mommy on the first day of school, "Mommy, If I am too young to have my own phone, why on Earth would I need a TEXTBOOK?"
That is so cute ..In fact it is adorable
Thanks for the chuckle
Hannah
you have given me another smile this morning Hannah, thank you!
I know people like this LOL
I have seen people that look like this! Thanks for the laugh!
Paul i have missed you !
Gerry Makes me feel good when I look in the mirror..
Debra Has to make you laugh have a good day
Hannah-that's really funny, I think we all know people who fit that description. LOL
Hannah
Funny story, thanks sharing it and bring a smile to my face.
Good luck and success.
Lou Ludwig
Ha ! I think many of the 'fellow realtors' I work with could be this lady ;o) lol !
Hannah, What a great way to end the evening. Very good!
Hannah, it's people like this that live a long life, not so much for the lifestyle, but the mindset of not caring, and no stress
I met that person yesterday at the store. She was all happy that it was her birthday. I thought wow, celebrating birthdays at 40, that is unusual, then I found out she was turning 24.
Well, at least she's having fun. Isn't life supposed to be fun? lol