Philadelphia Real Estate Helpful News and Views : Joke of the Day : Rabbi and the Southern Belle

Joke of the Day : Rabbi and the Southern Belle

There was a New York rabbi, whose son got a job transfer to Louisiana.

Two weeks later, the son called the father...joke of the day : rabbi and the southern belle

Son: Dad, I met a girl and we're gonna get married.

Dad: Son, you know what they say about those Southern Belles.
They can't cook, they can't clean house, don't make love, and she's
gonna call you Jew Boy for the rest of your life.

Son: I don't care. I love her and I'm going to marry her.

Two weeks later, the son called the father again.

Son: Dad, I married her!

Dad: What about all the things I warned you about?

Son : Dad, she cooks like a dream, she keeps the house spic-&-span and loves sex.

Dad: What about the last thing?

Son: We came to an understanding ..............

She doesn't call me Jew Boy, and I don't call her Schvartza.


sent in by Arnie and Marlene  residents of Delaire Landing
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7 comments • Hannah Williams • September 12 2011 04:19PM

Comments

Now that is hysterical.

Posted by Jane Peters - Los Angeles Real Estate DRE# 01439865 (Power Brokers Int'l) 8 months ago

Good morning, Hannah. Now that is just too funny. I like!!!

Posted by Michael Thornton - Nashville Area photography & videography (RadnorLake Video) 8 months ago

Jane  It was not meant to offend anyone  ..I am glad you thought it was funny !

Michael   If we cannot laugh at ourselves ..who can we laugh at ! Laughter is the best medicine !

Thanks and keep a smile on your face

Hannah

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) 8 months ago

Hannah, That is funny!  Thanks for the laugh!

Posted by Tony Cannon, e-PRO & Darcy Cannon, SFR - The C Team (RE/Max Velocity Realty) 8 months ago

Tony and Darcy   I am Glad you found it humorous  .It seems that some folks are getting too serious  and forget it is only fun !

Hannah

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) 8 months ago

LOL< LOL< LOL, Very funny Hannah,

Posted by Mitchell Hall NYC Real Estate Broker (The Corcoran Group) 8 months ago

Mitchell  I am glad you liked it some folks took offense !!  I am almost tempted to stop posting funnies ..It seems some people take life much too seriously

HelpfulHannah your friend in Philadelphia

Posted by Hannah Williams (Re/Max Eastern inc.) 8 months ago

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