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Friday Funnies: Community Service Haircuts by a Barber

A florist went to a Barber for a haircut.Friday funnies Community Service Haircuts by a Barber

   After the cut, he asked about his bill,
and the barber replied, 'I  
cannot accept money from you ,
I'm doing community service this week.'
The  florist was pleased and left the shop.

   When the barber went to open his shop
the next morning, there was a  'thank you' card
and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

   Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, 
and when he tries to pay his bill,  the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing  community service this week.'
The cop was happy and left the shop.Friday funnies Community Service Haircuts by a Barber

   The next morning when the barber went to
open up, there was a 'thank  you' card
and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

   Then a Congressman came in for a haircut,
and when he went to pay his  bill, the barber
again replied, 'I can not accept money from you.
I'm doing  community service this week.'
The Congressman was very happy
and left the  shop.

   The next morning, when the barber
went to open up, there were a dozen 
 Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

   And that, my friends,
illustrates the fundamental difference  
between the citizens of our country
and the politicians who run it.

friday funnies cummunity service haircuts by a barber
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS
NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN 
AND FOR THE SAME  REASON!

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I get the job done with a smile and experience!   

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12 comments • Hannah Williams • September 23 2011 02:22AM

Comments

I like it ... I like it....great anology..thanks for sharing.

Posted by Ronald DiLalla No. Orange Cty Real Estate (Century 21 Discovery DRE 01813824) 8 months ago

Good morning, Hannah. I have heard this before and I have to agree whole heartedly...

Posted by Michael Thornton - Nashville, TN area Home Inspector - 615.661.0297 (Complete Home Inspections, Inc.) 8 months ago

Hi Hannah, Very cute. I couldn't wait for the punchline!

Posted by Mitchell Hall NYC Real Estate Broker (The Corcoran Group) 8 months ago

Hannah,

Great joke!  Made me laugh out loud.  Thanks for sharing.

Posted by Rhonda lehnen Ormond By The Sea Florida (ocean View Realty Group, sale and rental of homes and condos) 8 months ago

Hannah.... love this and had to read it to my husband.. thanks for the laughter!

Posted by Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor WV Real Estate in Greenbrier County (Coldwell Banker Stuart & Watts Real Estate) 8 months ago

Very much appropriate in today's age of politics.  This is the same reason that welfare lines have not been down away with.

Posted by William Feela Realtor 651-674-5999 No. Branch,MN (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) 8 months ago

LOL! Very funny! Thanks for sharing. Have a great week!

Posted by Maggie McFarland,Pearland Realtor, Homes for Sale in Pearland Texas (RE/MAX Pearland - Maggie McFarland) 8 months ago

Politicians have no idea how the rest of the world lives, and I don't think they are interested in learning.

Happy Monday!

Posted by Not a real person 8 months ago

Helpful Hannah -- this is soo funny and unfortunately so true.  I loved it!

 

Posted by Joan Whitebook Southern New Hampshire (BHG The Masiello Group) 8 months ago

That is exactly what has happened to this country. So many people are out there waiting with their hands out for freebies, rather than being thankful and giving back.

Posted by Todd Clark (Broker) (503)524-9494 (Beaverton, Oregon Real Estate Expert) (Knipe Realty) 8 months ago

Hannah, this is a funny joke with a lot of truth to it as well, and that's the sad thing

Posted by Ed Silva CDPE, GRI, ABR, Real Estate Agent (RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754) 8 months ago

Thanks for the laugh Hannah!

Posted by Debra Walsh Hudson Valley NY Real Esta 845.294.8800 (Keller Williams Realty Goshen, NY - Realtor) 8 months ago

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